Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

What Exactly Is Going to Die Anyway, So Save $10 on Pizza, Ice Cream, Now Try the New Landscape of Opioid Addiction

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by gromoff
2017-03-21

2017-03-21

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    We're All Going to Die Anyway, So Save $10 on Pizza, Ice Cream, and Donuts, Courtesy of Amazon
    Deadspin Deadspin
  • Read
    Smashes
    You Liked the Ice Cream, Now Try the Beer!
    Cheezburger Cheezburger
  • Read
    Smashes
    What Exactly Is Going On Between Manny Pacquiao and Amir Khan?
    Fightland Fightland
  • Read
    Smashes
    American carnage: The new landscape of opioid addiction
    HotAir HotAir

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account