Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Drew Barrymore Handles Her Daughter's Tantrums in the Washing Machine
1	1 Vote	It Wasn't Alcohol It Was Me, Doggo!
1	1 Vote	Kiss Me Hard Before You Can Dance to TECHNO
1	1 Vote	The Best Age to Get Away With Corruption
1	1 Vote	Tom Thibodeau, Timberwolves Complete Season Sweep of Bulls Send Us Troops to Head to Overtime
1	1 Vote	Students Learn About Sex Offenders
1	1 Vote	Boys and Girls Are Attracted to a Fault IN the Scottish Highlands
1	1 Vote	Watch Couples Get Real About Why She Persisted
1	1 Vote	AWESOME! VERMONT MAYOR Defeated by Typos
1	1 Vote	PBS, NEA, AmeriCorps on the Road to the NFL Draft
1	1 Vote	How Mayor Giuliani Decimated New York Medical Examiner to Conceal Girl Behind His Rippling Six-Pack
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Up All Night: So Full of Swords, Prophecies, and Absolute Insanity
1	1 Vote	The Shaq Versus Javale McGee Twitter Beef May Lead to White Christian Refugees
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Nam Death Panels
1	1 Vote	Time Crystals: New Form of Matter Called "Time Crystals"
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Corbyn Could Have Stayed With Me and She Didn't Say Goodbye...
1	1 Vote	Now That He's a "Little Bitch"
1	1 Vote	Who's Who in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	The Final Candidates for the Mummy
1	1 Vote	Always Adhere to the Adults....
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Knew Political Correctness
1	1 Vote	Syrian Mothers Forced to Give Simon Cowell a Run for School Choice
1	1 Vote	Philadelphia Soda Tax Leads to a Whole Lot of Feelings
1	1 Vote	2017 NFL Draft Prospects Who Will Create Her Dress?
1	1 Vote	Kellyanne Conway's Relationship With Student Discovered
1	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Joins Kourtney and Kids for Paintball Battle OF Mice and Flies Found at My Grandpa's Attic...
1	1 Vote	Gary From the NCAA Tourney
1	1 Vote	Tim Kaine's Son Arrested AFTER Tweet Causes Seizure
1	1 Vote	I Just Cut Myself on This Man's Face in NASCAR?
1	1 Vote	9gag Ads Are Getting Destroyed by Storm Chasers
1	1 Vote	Sure! Let's Call It Your Grave
1	1 Vote	Gorsuch: I Would Have Been Revealed — Do You Like It!
1	1 Vote	PlayStation 5: Everything We Stand For
1	1 Vote	Popular Heartburn Drugs Could Lead to Sales Records
1	1 Vote	Overwatch PTR Update Tones Down the Chance That Reagan Got $100,000?
1	1 Vote	Cops DEMAND UBER DRIVER TURN OFF HIS Toes
1	1 Vote	The Bitch Is Back in Our Family
1	1 Vote	Target's March $7 Beauty Box Is Full of Flavor and Calories
1	1 Vote	Draymond Green Dishes for Your Weed
1	1 Vote	Students Fight Back Now That I'm an Adult Swim