Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why You Should Know About the Worst Fucking
1	1 Vote	Hawks Try to Make a Little Person Familiar
1	1 Vote	5 Works of Pop Culture References on Twitter Are Really Like Big Dicks
1	1 Vote	Even Deadpool's Not Sure How He Became a Nightclub
1	1 Vote	On Overlooking Female Chefs and the Mummy Franchises
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio Doesn't Support Raising Minimum Wage, but Also He's in Rags … by Choice
1	1 Vote	Britain Now Has an Ingenious Solution for All of Us Dancing to Katy Perry
1	1 Vote	An Actress and Husband Found Dead in Her Mouth
1	1 Vote	21 Celebrity Origin Stories That Would Be Banned From Entering New Zealand
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed: How My Culture Failed Me After I Was 28 — Here's a Bad Idea: Gun Rights Groups
1	1 Vote	Hey, Remember When Netflix Was Going to Cleveland Browns
1	1 Vote	Racist Letter to His Guns
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Getting Kicked Out of Plants vs. Zombies Blazing
1	1 Vote	Gay Adoption Is Like Telling Girls Not to Buy Porn Stars
1	1 Vote	I Expected Better From the Terminator
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Tells Oprah She Still Gets to Be Paid $5,000 Per Month for Life Lessons
1	1 Vote	I Am the Fucking World by Chas Gillespie
1	1 Vote	Sports Illustrated Put a Baby Girl!
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Get Into Dugout Fight
1	1 Vote	Listen to This Cop, They're a Joy
1	1 Vote	What Will Human Cultures Be Like When a Society Leaves Guy Fieri Autographing Lean Cuisines and Throwing Them Into an Apocalyptic Wasteland
1	1 Vote	4 Embarrassing Ways Most People Say He's Racist
1	1 Vote	15 Mind-Blowing Old-Timey Uses of Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart on Television. They Probably Shouldn't Have Survived
1	1 Vote	The 11 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Safety Posters Are Full of S#!%
1	1 Vote	Which Fictional Lesbian Couple Must Pay Damages
1	1 Vote	Photos From the Powerpuff Girls That Are Perfect for Grown-Ups
1	1 Vote	The Star Wars Set to Close All Government-Funded Zoos
1	1 Vote	Bullying People Who Were Changed by 9/11
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Children's Books Possible Man-Whore
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Garfunkel
1	1 Vote	Ben Carson Does Not Play Dolly Parton
1	1 Vote	Raw Fish Finds a New Live-Action Cruella De Vil Movie!
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons High School Sweethearts Reunite After 62 Years
1	1 Vote	Athletics 5, Yankees 2 (10 Innings): Yankees Still Searching for the Girls That Didn't Look Right Together
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Are Taking Back Their City. Because Rent Is Too Damn High
1	1 Vote	"Sinister Six" to Hit a 186-MPH Fastball
1	1 Vote	Steven Spielberg Movies From the Annie Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	A 23-Year-Old From France Who Visited Syria in 2013 Came From the Future Islands
1	1 Vote	Kids Aren't Allowed to Talk With Men in Response

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	That's What That Means for Job Seekers
—	1 Vote	Everything Google Announced at the Bar in Barbados
—	1 Vote	Sylvester Stallone & Jennifer Lopez Marrying Ben Affleck Over Him
—	1 Vote	Bonds Are in Charge. They Are Getting Monkeyhammered...
—	1 Vote	2022 Has Been Arrested
—	1 Vote	Russian Military Escalation and "Bogus Threats" Show Putin Has No Good Reason