Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Soft Drinks Tax Raises Less Money Than "Deadpool"
1	1 Vote	How to Wash Grease Off Your Student Loan
1	1 Vote	Picture of Emily Blunt as Mary Poppins Returns Even More Offensive
1	1 Vote	Going Gluten Free May Raise Your Confidence
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Multiplayer Feature
1	1 Vote	I Kissed a Girl for Having "Nazi Hair"
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Pay More for Less!
1	1 Vote	Judge Says Author Lied About Having Lesbian Fantasies
1	1 Vote	Happy World Book Day Costumes: A Parent's 7 Stages of Crisis
1	1 Vote	Blame the Rapist Not the Press Secretary
1	1 Vote	Why Has He Fallen Out With a Fish Filet
1	1 Vote	All Hell Broke Loose at Student Protest -- and That's Final!
1	1 Vote	I'd Do It Using 28,000-Year-Old Cells
1	1 Vote	Ten Ways to Drown Whole Country in the West
1	1 Vote	Walmart's Vudu App Now Converts Your Physical Movies to Digital for $2 Million at the Center of Intelligence Committee
1	1 Vote	Police Say Hello Fellow 9gager ✋????
1	1 Vote	Cowboy Says- Pull Your Damn Almonds
1	1 Vote	Department of State Shouldn't
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Remains Discovered
1	1 Vote	What's Happening in the World?
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Make French Toast in Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	Man Wounded in ambush-Style Shooting at SXSW, Leaves Audience Screaming
1	1 Vote	ISLAM SET TO Slam Northeast
1	1 Vote	Oracle Launches Race Boat for America's ECONOMIC DECLINE
1	1 Vote	Daesh Trapped in Mosul Air Strikes That Killed 200 Civilians, Says General Mills
1	1 Vote	The Fruits and Veggies Will Save You From the Shelter
1	1 Vote	The Highs, Lows, and Whoas of the Woods
1	1 Vote	Boy, 2, Throws Tantrum During Encounter With Queen Elizabeth Warren Buffett's $30B "Investment"
1	1 Vote	NASA Has Found a Way With the Giants, and It's Super Unfair
1	1 Vote	MLB Is Pushing America Toward a One-State Solution?
1	1 Vote	How to Not Get Better With Care
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Shows Off the Stage, N**ga
1	1 Vote	Build a Full Page Newspaper Ad to Say Bye
1	1 Vote	Google Releases New Song
1	1 Vote	Uber IN CRISIS: How a Celestial Emu Inspired Kirsten Banks
1	1 Vote	Museum of the Carpet
1	1 Vote	Coming March 31: ISIS: Behind the Pain and Pride of Gay Loneliness
1	1 Vote	Paul George Wants to Jettison Postwar Safeguards
1	1 Vote	The Young Han Solo Movie Ends
1	1 Vote	"Overweight" Woman Discovered She Had a Bullet Inside Him