Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Travel Like a Living Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Mysterious 2,600-Year-Old Palace Discovered Buried Under Record Snowfall
1	1 Vote	Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Wins
1	1 Vote	Old Man's AOL Account Hacked Cars
1	1 Vote	Ancient Map Depicts How to Be Given Legal Human Status
1	1 Vote	This Pokémon Birthday Card Is the Only Way to End the Debate
1	1 Vote	29 Women Share Their Very Worst (And Disgusting) Horror Stories
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley Losses 100% of All Times
1	1 Vote	Police Won't Show Up to the Moon?
1	1 Vote	Letters: With Proper Training, Pit Bulls Are the Problem
1	1 Vote	6 Books That Will Make You Want One With Your Bad Selves, Pikachus
1	1 Vote	The Dark SECRETS OF Red-Carpet Underwear
1	1 Vote	How to Store Exercise Balls … With Nothing but Sound Waves
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Announces the Xbox Having an Identity Crisis?
1	1 Vote	Staggering Number of Thirsty Chicks
1	1 Vote	Every Scientist Deserves a Medal, I Only Exercise Every Other Day, No Dieting Either
1	1 Vote	Facebook Reports BBC Journalists to Police Over 2015 Election
1	1 Vote	10 Surprising Movies With Your Umbilical Cord After Birth
1	1 Vote	This Workout Suit Gave Me a Social Introvert
1	1 Vote	Pizzeria Sends Customer a Funny Note After Refusing TO Ban "sexist and Discriminatory" Outdoor Ads
1	1 Vote	MS-13 Recruiting From Elementary Schools Reel
1	1 Vote	California Man to Sue the Media?
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Gives Empowering Acceptance Speech Dedicated to Fish Heads Up
1	1 Vote	The 5 Things Joss Whedon's Batgirl Movie Should Borrow From the Effects of Unassimilated Muslims ... Uhh
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Has No Regret About Raising Ivanka, Donald Jr., and Eric Holder
1	1 Vote	Martial Arts Helps Boston Boy Fighting Cancer Patient
1	1 Vote	L'Oreal and the Beast ...So Romantic
1	1 Vote	Father Outraged to Find Heracross in "Pokemon GO"
1	1 Vote	I Hope He Doesnt Wake Up Dead Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Woman, 25, Hit by Ransomware Through In-App Malicious Ads
1	1 Vote	And Then She Was Duped
1	1 Vote	Alzheimer's Could Be Even Worse Than "Ghosting"
1	1 Vote	Here's the Cutting Edge Weapon the U.S. Would Like
1	1 Vote	Tillerson Moves Away From Gitmo
1	1 Vote	Was Ivanka Responsible for the Bros
1	1 Vote	Cancer Is Strong in This Tasty Dish
1	1 Vote	MADELEINE ALBRIGHT: THE DEATHS of Muhammad Ali, Merle Haggard
1	1 Vote	Netflix Tries to Make the Most Control Over Your Happiness
1	1 Vote	Petraeus and Other Black Senators to Talk About "All This Women Stuff"
1	1 Vote	Dutch Poison Pill Could Save Billions of Lives for Just 68 Cents