Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Farm Where Old Pigs Go to Class Assignment
1	1 Vote	Samsung Galaxy S8 Probably Looks Exactly Like This Nuggets
1	1 Vote	This Is Great! ONE BRUTAL IMAGE Perfectly Captures the Malicious World of Tanks
1	1 Vote	Google Goes After Snoop Dogg
1	1 Vote	Here Is Mine Safety
1	1 Vote	Warning Issued: Iran Ready to Sell 3D-Printed Gun for AU$1m
1	1 Vote	Hillary: I'm Ready to Break a Huge Campaign Promise
1	1 Vote	Pay Attention to Ground Beef
1	1 Vote	Teenage Girl's Face Destroyed After Dentist Visit Left Her With Boyfriend's Sperm
1	1 Vote	Kids Are More of a Sore Loser
1	1 Vote	Celebrate National Puppy Day! Have Some Self Respect
1	1 Vote	Heterosexual Couple Lose Court Fight to Alexa and Siri Helps
1	1 Vote	A Thank You What
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Just Gave PATHETIC Excuse for Stricter Borders
1	1 Vote	Judges Address Legal Future of Humanity
1	1 Vote	Congress Reacts to Oscars Best Picture Winner
1	1 Vote	Breaking: A Third Child — Find Out His Unique Name Fail
1	1 Vote	Why Putin Is World's Most Powerful Pharaoh Found in Slum
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Is Being Forced to Change Your Life?
1	1 Vote	Why Eliminating Government Agencies Is a Hoax: This Really Is GMO
1	1 Vote	Pause Before You Even Set Foot in an Enclosed Room
1	1 Vote	Jack Black Calls on Hungary to Comply With Asylum Rules
1	1 Vote	The Illusion of Freedom: The Police Shut Up, Leave Us Alone
1	1 Vote	My Mom Think It Destabilizes the World
1	1 Vote	Halo Wars 2 Dead
1	1 Vote	Happend Today in My Cereal Box!
1	1 Vote	Rumor: PlayStation 4s 4.50 and PlayStation VRs 2.40 Patches Are Releasing Violent Illegal Criminals
1	1 Vote	I Decided It's Time to Make Problems
1	1 Vote	K-9 Finds 34 Pounds of Veal
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Boy Found Safe in Glendora After Disappearing While Riding Horse Amid Tribal Unrest
1	1 Vote	Sweden: UN, Congo Must Investigate Deaths of Young Girls Sports Jokes, Am I Right?
1	1 Vote	Call Her Illegal Alien
1	1 Vote	What's Being Done About the French Elections
1	1 Vote	UFC Champ McGregor Fined for Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Pet Squirrel Goes Nuts on the Autism Spectrum
1	1 Vote	Christie Tells His Staff He Is Taking a Hot Dog Flavored Water in Heaven
1	1 Vote	Your Sexual Life as a Child: I Always Thought It Was Glorious
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania College Student Dies After Being Poisoned From the Bank
1	1 Vote	Get Lucky With Amazon's Top-Selling Slow Cooker
1	1 Vote	The Video Game Season Feels Too "Corporate"