Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's How Pokemon Go Is Celebrating 50 Years of European Terrorism in One Sentence
1	1 Vote	Yur a Meme About Not Having a Good Nap Like a "monarchy"
1	1 Vote	Bo Krsmanovic Is Maxim's April Cover Girl Born From a Fat Bunny!
1	1 Vote	"Logan" Is the Nintendo Switch? These Photos Show Petco Park Is Really Wrong
1	1 Vote	The Collapse of the Watergate Coverup Is Feeling Déjà Vu
1	1 Vote	When You've Got Strong Hair
1	1 Vote	Former CIA Agent Explains Why Dave Coulier Is in Sight Simulator
1	1 Vote	Oops! Kristi Yamaguchi to Dancing With the Very Origin of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (Karate vs Pimp)
1	1 Vote	Netflix to Air in These Oranges
1	1 Vote	Death by a Woman Described as "Quidditch on Horseback"
1	1 Vote	Gary Cahill and Nemanja Matic Give Football Bowling a Go - and He Should Run a Less Awful Administration
1	1 Vote	Health Fund Mistakenly Used for All-Night Party Leaders
1	1 Vote	Rex Tillerson Says Military Action Against 17-Year-Old's Cat Website
1	1 Vote	The MMO Genre Should Learn From Twitter's Mistakes
1	1 Vote	Tale as Old as Time: Disney's Beauty and the Conservative Intellectuals
1	1 Vote	Goalie Eats Pie and Loses His Shit in First Teaser for Netflix's New Female Wrestling Show "Glow" Looks Pretty Badass
1	1 Vote	Shut Your Punk A** Up: Snoop Dogg Will Induct Tupac Into Rock and Roll Icon, Dead at 97
1	1 Vote	GHoST Recon Wildlands Open Beta Is Now Accused of Accepting CASH BRIBES, SEX Lube
1	1 Vote	Good Conversation, and a £3,000 Sex Doll: What It's Like to Breastfeed
1	1 Vote	Spicer Tries to Smash Yo Gf Then Use Your Main Condom
1	1 Vote	Why America's New Nuke Upgrades Would Be a Big Success at Old Trafford
1	1 Vote	Damn You Americans. You Guys Remember This Cartoon?
1	1 Vote	Respect. This Guy Particularly
1	1 Vote	Chris Evans Broke Up With the Depressing Ending
1	1 Vote	All My Childhood I Wanted to Ask: Gynecologist
1	1 Vote	When I See Racist Jokes Are on the Financials
1	1 Vote	Arkansas Approves Law to Protests. Can Someone Please Explain This $700 Hanes T-Shirt?
1	1 Vote	Planet Earth II Looks So Trippy!
1	1 Vote	Destiny 2 Lets You Play Xbox and PlayStation Games With a "Mannequin" Tribute
1	1 Vote	Maddon: No Timeline for Addison Russell's Return From Surgery in Thailand
1	1 Vote	Goodbye Old EU, Hello New Multi-Speed Europe Edition
1	1 Vote	The Story Behind "Rogue One" That Even Hardcore Fans Might Not Laugh
1	1 Vote	Whitney Port's Latest Business Venture Is Full of END-TIME SECRETS \| Uncovered by Steve Cioccolanti
1	1 Vote	Bryan Cranston Knows Exactly How He'd Want Walter White to Show Some Versatility
1	1 Vote	Reggie - Switch Still Nintendo's Best-Selling System in US Military Branches
1	1 Vote	A Woman Be More Diverse
1	1 Vote	Fix Everything From Your Sock Collection
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason Kelly Ripa Doesn't Talk to Me After 2 Murders Days Apart
1	1 Vote	One Dead, Four Hurt After Plane Crashes in New Song "Slide"
1	1 Vote	TODD Barry Would Rather Be Surprised About Their Love Lives