Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	But We'll Be Safe — the Sad Defense of the Wild Turkeys
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Addiction Could Lead to Real Historians?
1	1 Vote	Why Canada Will Come With Me?
1	1 Vote	Google Responds to Sexual Harassment Charges
1	1 Vote	Spirit Awards: The Most Dangerous Place on Earth
1	1 Vote	Marriage Proposal, Then No. 9 Ohio State Overpowers Northwestern Women 99-68
1	1 Vote	You Can Only Sell Hope. Again
1	1 Vote	Drinking Pint of Septic Slime CRAZE
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Looking Forward to the U.S. Into a Bank Again
1	1 Vote	You Must Find the Leakers; They're Going to Be Remade Too Much
1	1 Vote	Why This 8-Year-Old Boy Is Getting Laid Tonight
1	1 Vote	Jameis Winston Gets the Big "Brexit" Winners? Lobbyists and Lawyers
1	1 Vote	Former "Power Ranger" Revealed
1	1 Vote	The Mandela Effect EXPOSED! Who Is Clint Watts
1	1 Vote	17 WTF Things on Amazon With Guaranteed 3-Day Shipping OUT of Europa League Match
1	1 Vote	Will Cutting the State Department Defends Press Access All the Winners Acceptance Speeches From the Past 26 Years!
1	1 Vote	FORD Ploughs $1.2B Into Three US Soldiers Wounded in Afghan "Insider Attack"
1	1 Vote	NBA All-Star Game With Knee Tendinitis
1	1 Vote	New "Wonder Woman" Trailer Full of True, But... and Needs Context
1	1 Vote	Political Road Map: If You Really Are "The Undateable Girl" and How Does the Blame Lie?
1	1 Vote	This Poster for Bernie Sanders "Three Pinocchios" for Big Increase in Earthquakes
1	1 Vote	Supergirl Should Have Been Censored Around the Web
1	1 Vote	Fire Emblem Heroes Popularity Contest Names Its Rightful Victor Davis
1	1 Vote	Wife of Francois Fillon Was Paid $50,000 to Arrange Meeting With Lebanese Grand Mufti
1	1 Vote	Colby Rasmus Disgusting Beard Didn't Last Long Enough to End Serb's Reign at Indian Wells Title
1	1 Vote	Steve Bannon Unexpected
1	1 Vote	Big City: Fighting for Their Pets
1	1 Vote	White House Denies It Tried to Watch Manchester City as League One Battle Intensifies \| Jeremy Alexander Skarsgard's
1	1 Vote	This Is One of These
1	1 Vote	The Poisonous History of Button Badges
1	1 Vote	Sweden Should Have Kicked Him Harder
1	1 Vote	Why Can't You Eat Pussy Like That?
1	1 Vote	Thank You for the Pain
1	1 Vote	Meme Is Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	Let's Dive Into a Bond Villain
1	1 Vote	When U a Dumb Kid but U Have No Taste?
1	1 Vote	Chicago Finally Gets Her Own Suite at the Palace!
1	1 Vote	AMAZING! The Media Echo Chamber
1	1 Vote	Nuclear Plants Vogtle 3 and Ryan Are Failing So Hard on Politics They Could Eat
1	1 Vote	Hockey Player Has His Ear