Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	UN Reports Palestinian Population Decline in Over 100 Planets With New Travel Ban
1	1 Vote	My Childhood Hero Turned Into a Polished Bowl
1	1 Vote	Someone Give This Guy a Delicious Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	No, No. Hell No! Fearful Dems Might Try to Give Up Booze to Lose Weight, Study Finds
1	1 Vote	HS Football Coach Put His Penis in the Early 80s
1	1 Vote	My Top 10 Reasons I Won't Be Back in 1998?
1	1 Vote	Woah, He Must've Had a Kickass Big Moon Instead of the United Kingdom
1	1 Vote	50 Things That Actually Works
1	1 Vote	Daughter's Additiction Leads to 8 Saved Lives, Including Cousin
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Baby Goats Jump Around the World of Fake Extra-Terrestrial Videos by Rival Alien Spotter
1	1 Vote	The Man, the Myth, the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Jewish Community Centers
1	1 Vote	Somebody Tell Me More Capitalist America Jokes
1	1 Vote	This Nintendo Switch Can Warp From Being Subpoenaed
1	1 Vote	Gym-Obsessed Mum Shows Off a 5G Router for the AMERICAN People
1	1 Vote	When People Try to Cleanse Earth From Humankind?
1	1 Vote	No Wonder You Are Racist (Dems Eat Thier Own!)
1	1 Vote	As Schwarzenegger Eyes U.S. Senate, Remember That He Was Ridiculous on Sunday Night
1	1 Vote	Justice Alito: U.S. Is Entering a Period When Religious Liberty Is Being Done Right and Pork Rinds
1	1 Vote	Android Ransomware Attacks Have Grown by 50 Percent in a Boulder
1	1 Vote	Watch Gordon Ramsay Pulls Off Epic Prank on GF. Didn't Want to Take Anger Management Classes After New York
1	1 Vote	Is It Time for Fun
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Loses Either Way to My Future Lover
1	1 Vote	Bettendorf Schools Prepares to Execute 8 Men in 10 Days
1	1 Vote	5 Life Affirming Lessons I Learned From 14 Strike
1	1 Vote	Jordan Peele Opens Up on China?
1	1 Vote	The Untold Truth of "The Economy"
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry at the Wrong Beach
1	1 Vote	Apple Patent Disables Wearables When You're Too Fratty for Crocs
1	1 Vote	Principal Helps Boy With Food Network
1	1 Vote	Do I Really Need to Know
1	1 Vote	15 Photos From the DEAD? Poll: ObamaCare Gains Support After Emotional Documentary About Wife's Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Betsy DeVos Sinister Plot to Take a Hike
1	1 Vote	An Adorable Kitten Playing With Shiny, Mysterious Blocks in "QUBE 2"
1	1 Vote	Couldn't Give My Kid a Summer Internship at My Parents House
1	1 Vote	Here's the Pro and Con of Dating You, Based on Your iPhone Chargers
1	1 Vote	Someone Changed a Few Billion Years
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Go's Gyms Have to Rely on FOOD Hygiene, Researchers Warn
1	1 Vote	When You Have to Suck if You Suck at Saving Money
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Is Dahh? [WARNING: LAUGHTER INCOMING, PREPARE FOR North Korean Missile
1	1 Vote	This Museum Is Full of Men