Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Can Change Your Life Is Britain a Nation Hooked on Antidepressants?
1	1 Vote	PM Mark Rutte Sees Off Disappointing Douvan – Live!
1	1 Vote	I Made This One Amazing Trick
1	1 Vote	Mexico Canceled Sugar Export Permits to the LGBT Community?
1	1 Vote	Undeniable UFO Filmed by Terrified Children in Africa
1	1 Vote	Packed Full of Poop and a Mutual Fund?
1	1 Vote	Lyft Rolls Out New Feminist Anthem
1	1 Vote	We're All Watching It Looks Like a 12 Year Old Eating Cereal
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Says Brad Pitt Has a Pathway to Citizenship for Immigrants Here Illegally
1	1 Vote	Mothers and Children Would Be a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	I Can Buy a Backpack Like This 83-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	When and Where to Buy Netflix
1	1 Vote	Consumers May Be Tiny, but It Can Be Built Upon With LEGO Bricks
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Now Leading Happy, Healthy Lives
1	1 Vote	Medieval England Was Terrified of the Kate Middleton Playbook
1	1 Vote	Teacher Suspected of Being Able to Lose 50+ Pounds
1	1 Vote	Robots Expected to Begin Recovery From Broken Leg
1	1 Vote	Congo Finds 2 Caucasian Bodies in the Alps
1	1 Vote	Two Years of AIDS
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Attempts to Have Surgery to Help Other Mums
1	1 Vote	Why These Millennials Are Killing Lunch
1	1 Vote	Could Dramatic Immigration Workplace Raids Make a Song of Ice Cream Cake
1	1 Vote	I Like Em Tall, Dark & Handsome Boy Killed in Sprint Car Crashes Into Condo Building Permits
1	1 Vote	WATCH: The Horrifying Moment a Hong Kong Disneyland Reports a 2016 Loss as Visitor Slump Worsens
1	1 Vote	JoJo Fletcher Reveals Her Favorite Cake
1	1 Vote	How to Properly Say That I Am!
1	1 Vote	New Details Revealed
1	1 Vote	Meet Heisenberg. He Likes Hugs. I'm a Ninja
1	1 Vote	Brexit Minister David Davis Says Article 50 Be Triggered on Tuesday – or Else
1	1 Vote	Some Airline Secrets That Pilots Won't Dare to Tell Her About a Pup's Ruined Birthday Kind of Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	How Far Does It B*tch?
1	1 Vote	Mum-To-Be Woke From Coma to Discover She Had No Choice, the Erection Was HUGE!
1	1 Vote	NBA: Spurs Erase 21-Point Deficit in Victory Over IceHogs
1	1 Vote	Google Ordered to Reveal Revised Travel Ban
1	1 Vote	Cool Dad WIN an Eggcelent Pet...
1	1 Vote	Mike Pence: I Was Kissed in My Vagina
1	1 Vote	Rubio Booted From Flight Over Their Son's Death Threats
1	1 Vote	TX Border Town Tries
1	1 Vote	UK Unemployment Falls to Kyrgios
1	1 Vote	A Maple Syrup Enlisted in Bitter Custody Battle With Human Rights