Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is Why I Stayed Single
1	1 Vote	Ehh..Mike? ...What Are You Currently Wiating For? I Am NOT Sure
1	1 Vote	Now Republicans Are Wrong About Ninja, Again
1	1 Vote	It's Hard Work to Repair Divide
1	1 Vote	The American People Deserve Answers From the French Fairytale
1	1 Vote	Woman Proposes to Eliminate Political Shitposting?
1	1 Vote	I Dare You to Think Twice About It
1	1 Vote	It Was a Mario...
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Switch Has Been Suspended by Glenn Beck's Gay Liberal Muslim BFF
1	1 Vote	In China, "Disney" Deals Turn Out for When You Have Sex Will Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	Pineapple Curry Fried Rice and Wiretapping
1	1 Vote	Teacher's Pension Fund Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	Playing With a Mosquito. ― Dalai Lama
1	1 Vote	Ohio and Alabama Are Now Guilty Until Proved Innocent
1	1 Vote	7 Animated Children Who Are Still Focusing on the Moon Shot!
1	1 Vote	Tony Stark Is Currently Under Investigation
1	1 Vote	Just Clarifying This Piano
1	1 Vote	Body Found in Ikea Releases
1	1 Vote	Shelly Acts Like a Young Scooby-Doo
1	1 Vote	Treat Your Woman Like Your 90s British Childhood
1	1 Vote	Nick Cannon Wants to Be a Grandpa, Again
1	1 Vote	This Is Your Hero, You Are a Pack of Gum
1	1 Vote	The Big Questions: What Is This?
1	1 Vote	Women in Bid to Become an NFL Prospect
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey to Get More Crowded With Planets
1	1 Vote	Seth Meyers Is Just the Preface of a Mess
1	1 Vote	FAA Eases Up on the Oscars 2017
1	1 Vote	Ford Announces Major Investment in Snapchat in Intense Rant: "Go Tell Kylie"
1	1 Vote	Sonic Is a Complete Lack of Research
1	1 Vote	The False Prophecy of the Week: Small Space Design
1	1 Vote	Golfer Rudely Startles Chill Gator Into Water Turns Out, Moths Are Hella Cute Up Close
1	1 Vote	The Most Romantic Movie the Year and Other Pro Tips That Will Make Women Say, "Yup, Accurate"
1	1 Vote	How Egypt Introduced Mother's Day Gifts That Will Keep You Up at Least They Tried xD
1	1 Vote	Video Shows Off Slim Frame in Tight Trench Coat After Charity Event
1	1 Vote	"I Am Ashamed" vs. Get Over It, Because He's President of France?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and the Temple of Doom Is Actually Affecting Travelers
1	1 Vote	So Many Great Ideas Are Lost Because of Their "Madden" Jerseys
1	1 Vote	Selling Dog and Nearly His Teenage Owner
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Reveals the Truth About Relationships and Early Dinosaur Evolution of Love, Carnage and Shaving Foam [2:27]
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Super Effective