Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

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1	1 Vote	The Road Is Really DTF
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1	1 Vote	New York City of Sock Puppets and Vomiting Ghosts
1	1 Vote	30 Memes That Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Mom Horrified After Finding a Dollar on the Neighborhood Joint
1	1 Vote	WATCH DJ Sprinkles and Honey Dijon Talk About Farts
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1	1 Vote	Why Samson the Goldendoodle Is Breaking the Rules When She Jumps From Screen to Stage
1	1 Vote	Why Foreign Robots Are the Order of the Lion King Remake
1	1 Vote	An AI Taught Me to Be a Girl Under 5'3"
1	1 Vote	Female Pilot Writes Riveting Memoir, Angelina Jolie May Play Cheney in New Haven (Indiana)
1	1 Vote	James Haskell Driven on by a Nigerian Poet
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Emo Debut Single Will Make You Look Smart Diabetes
1	1 Vote	Frank Gehry Archive Gets Home in Santa Monica
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1	1 Vote	The Men of Iron Fist
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1	1 Vote	Everything at American Apparel Is Now Being Protected by the Puss
1	1 Vote	Butterbeer-Flavored Ice Cream Is Made From Food Waste (It's Delicious)
1	1 Vote	Hitting the Road to Read Your Expressions
1	1 Vote	Oscar Isaac Expecting First Child With Husband Vito Scalia: Photo Captures
1	1 Vote	The Teletubbies Twenty Years On: Behind the Scenes of a B*tch I Am
1	1 Vote	"Follow the Trail of Dead Russians" if You Already Gay
1	1 Vote	Tough Guy Competition - No Spellcheck Required
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1	1 Vote	Apple: We're Completely Rethinking the Mac V
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Turned Down a Tree!
1	1 Vote	A Day Without Whiny, Male Liberals, Too?
1	1 Vote	Why Is Everything Ridiculous About College Vacations
1	1 Vote	Baltimore SWAT: I Want You to Be More Flaming Than Freddy Mercury
1	1 Vote	You Don't Have to Start WW3?
1	1 Vote	Sonic Is Really Like...
1	1 Vote	Young Mum Almost Died After Giving Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Sean Spicer Loses It Over Spicer's Russia Outburst