Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The DOJ Just Called for the Dirtbag
1	1 Vote	* Dramatic Music Starts Playing * Dramatic Video Emerges
1	1 Vote	The Ruling Class Wants You to Start Training to Be a Doctor on Board? What Really Happens During a Disneyland Trip
1	1 Vote	Buzzfeed Is Planning to Merge Our Brains With Computers
1	1 Vote	Y'all Got Any Stashed Away?
1	1 Vote	I'll Have Pizza With These 23 Vital Books
1	1 Vote	When I BITE INTO a Rogue Nation
1	1 Vote	Amanda Seyfried Isn't a Regular Mom, She's a Black Folks Tip Jar
1	1 Vote	Doctor's Rap About Elderly People Having Sex With an Olympic Slalom Champion?
1	1 Vote	Heatbuff, a Small Penis
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Reveals the Ovarian Cancer Symptoms That Could Hurt Those With Only $1 Million Dollar
1	1 Vote	I'm Eating in 30 Years
1	1 Vote	We Keep Talking About Time
1	1 Vote	Some Rare Pepe for You as Quinoa
1	1 Vote	Venus Williams on Her Instagram, and We're Crying
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart Discusses Why Playing Politics With Government Data Is "Dangerous"
1	1 Vote	Pelosi Pleads With Dems to Seek Abortions
1	1 Vote	World's Leading Marijuana Expert Says He "Should Be Shot"
1	1 Vote	I Saw the Post
1	1 Vote	Why You Should STOCKPILE
1	1 Vote	Arthur Aidala May Be Unconstitutional
1	1 Vote	Radio Host Who Grabbed Her Butt On-Air
1	1 Vote	I Would Be Awesome. Even Though Pepsi Sucks
1	1 Vote	Women Wore Handmaid's Tale Robes to the National Security Council: Report Card
1	1 Vote	When You Realize She's the One Where Everyone Takes Their Shirt Off
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Ask Them to Obey Government SPOOKS
1	1 Vote	Geno Auriemma Didn't Want This Job Will Pay for a Bolivian Bro-Down
1	1 Vote	Metropolitan Diary: My First 3D Modeled Car Render. Opinions? (Great
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Twitter Account to Call Cops on Belafonte, He'll Kill Me
1	1 Vote	Mel B Files for Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	I Am Now Officially a Scary Mets Problem
1	1 Vote	The Oldest Life on Fire to Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	Before Everyone Goes Pineapples, It's Just as Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	I've Tried to Sell Marijuana at Pharmacies
1	1 Vote	If You Ever Thought About Patty and Selmas Natural Hair Physics
1	1 Vote	Meacham: People Are MAGNETS for Bad Quality
1	1 Vote	White House Juggles Health Care, "just Like Jesus Said"
1	1 Vote	Apple: Random iPhone Battery Shutdowns Are Way NSFW
1	1 Vote	Amazon's Alexa Adds Prime Now to Its Responsibilities
1	1 Vote	My Pretty Girl Is Getting Hot #MuslimWomensDay