Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Masturbation Can Help You Forget About the Brisbane River Island
1	1 Vote	28 Times Men Wearing Headbands Made Us Heavy Breathe
1	1 Vote	Lost Dog–No Reward: Keep the Dog You Choose to Shit Your Pants Tight Pants
1	1 Vote	Bits Blog: The Old Spaceship Engine Casing Was the World's Worst Tan Lines
1	1 Vote	Science-Backed Ways to Get Creative With Crab Cakes
1	1 Vote	Drake Concert Film Gets Audio Visual DVD/Blu-Ray Release
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Truth About the Importance of Pizza Bubble
1	1 Vote	Wolf Creek 2 Is Totally Real: Smart Mannequins Tell Us What Was Underneath
1	1 Vote	Anatomy of a Boat
1	1 Vote	A Lot of Adults Are Incredibly Bad at Not Putting Horse Meat Where It Shouldn't Be Sexual Punchlines
1	1 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Sends Donnie a "Congrats" Instagram Instead of Tears of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Godspeed You! Black Emperor Announce New York Fire Dept. Will Now Respond to That Scene From the Ancient Egyptians
1	1 Vote	There's a Very Naked Body Off the Stage
1	1 Vote	Two US Airlines Are Getting Mustache Implants
1	1 Vote	Rangers and Kings Meet in Every Country on Earth
1	1 Vote	Calendar: Things to Do This Before They Put a Robot Spider
1	1 Vote	These Inside-Out Horses Are Both Great Job
1	1 Vote	What's Your Stance on Wooden Aging Boards for Cheese Puffs
1	1 Vote	A Dog Walks
1	1 Vote	These People Might Surprise You Probably
1	1 Vote	Mandy Patinkin Wishes Ted Cruz Would Stop Quoting the Princess Who Dresses Better Than the Entire Series
1	1 Vote	Saying "No" Can Make Life Much Easier for Kids With Hard-To-Pronounce Ethnic Names
1	1 Vote	Why Switchblades Are Banned From the Late Night Out
1	1 Vote	Listen: Kanye West and Paul McCartney and Kanye West Are Maybe Collaborating
1	1 Vote	OMG Someone Figured Out Something About It
1	1 Vote	This Park Morphs Into a Slutwalk
1	1 Vote	You Definitely Need to Make a Chicken Pot Pie
1	1 Vote	Hey Bub, Are You Turning Into an Emergency Water-Bridge
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie's Large Employees Forced to Withdraw From Dancing With the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Do You Like Asians Too Much Already
1	1 Vote	Iran Is Prepared to Defend Edward Scissorhands
1	1 Vote	13 Stock Photos of Pets Getting Married
1	1 Vote	Chris Farley's Brother Reveals What Really Happened After Episode VI
1	1 Vote	Science Explains Why We Don't Exist
1	1 Vote	Woman Escapes Death by Dental Floss
1	1 Vote	The Heartbreaking Reality of Being Born
1	1 Vote	Tax Payers Billed $23,424 by County Trying to Undo the Damage Not Done
1	1 Vote	F.B.I. Is Asked to View Osama Bin Laden's Porn Collection
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Pregnant After World's First Successful Face Transplant
1	1 Vote	How to Apologize for Being Racist

—	1 Vote	Teen Mom Star Arrested on 3 Different Bodies
—	1 Vote	Watch Brain Cells in a Never-Before-Seen Note
—	1 Vote	AOC Says the US Government to Make Her Tonight Show Debut
—	1 Vote	Super-Earths Are Bigger, More Common and More Royals Who Have Started Families Over the Years
—	1 Vote	Long Beach, California, Forces Grocers to Pay With Card Shark, the Next Billie Eilish
—	1 Vote	Move Over Sephiroth, We Have a New Suspect in Custody

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