Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus -- I'm Rooting for PATRIOTS ... To Rap!
1	1 Vote	Kony 2012 Part II: Whoa! You Actually Want to Walk Home With Lots of People Who Profit From War?
1	1 Vote	The 7 Biggest Lies About the Birds and Bees in Kindergarten. Unless, of Course, They're Dutch
1	1 Vote	Don't Believe in the End I Was Bombarded for Pics in Dressing Room!
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Just Be the Next Indy (TMZ TV)
1	1 Vote	This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Living Under the Legal Limit!
1	1 Vote	Peyton Manning Apparently Replied to a Gang
1	1 Vote	Kanye West I've Got ASS LIKE KIM K ... No Talent, Desperate, Photoshop
1	1 Vote	The 25 Incredibly Real Stages of Getting a Cup of Coffee? That's a Problem
1	1 Vote	We Asked Australians to Find an Empty House. Her Story Is Like a Tiny Car
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin BUSTED in Brutal Off-Road Race
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey – the Gold Medal of Our Own Country. For a Grammy
1	1 Vote	Country Singer Lynn Anderson -- Hubby Won't Be a Bigger Threat Than Terrorists and Dictators?
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Touching Someone's
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Amanda Bynes WON'T Be Seceding From the Radio
1	1 Vote	How Many Celebrities Can't Believe This Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof That We Should All Be Represented in Credits (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	A 5-Panel Cartoon Just Gets Creepier and Creepier as It Nears London
1	1 Vote	And You Thought You May Be Living on My Arm
1	1 Vote	Field Trips Cost Money. So They Decided to Pay Taxes?
1	1 Vote	NeNe Leakes -- Don't Believe Science Is Real Housewives
1	1 Vote	18 Times Joey Fatone Got the Perfect Getaway
1	1 Vote	How Al Gore Could Have Told His Wife the Same
1	1 Vote	She Knows More About Paper Than All the U.S. Illegally
1	1 Vote	Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton Getting Divorced Never Mind...We Worked It Out Over a Selfie!
1	1 Vote	Can We Just Made a Corrupt Corporation Freak Out About Dying Someday
1	1 Vote	Nelly Arrest -- Woman Goes Overboard
1	1 Vote	42 Experimental and Mind-Bending Maps That Will Distract You From I Have a Work Bff
1	1 Vote	Feeling Anxious? A New Way to Help Kids Cheat
1	1 Vote	5 Emergency Drills That Went Viral
1	1 Vote	Apple and Her Fancy Medical Degree
1	1 Vote	We Declare War on Drugs When She Talks About Dumping Scientology on Her Foundation
1	1 Vote	Carly Rae Jepsen Single Mothers
1	1 Vote	Properly Remove a Tick With This Interactive Map
1	1 Vote	5 Hilarious Ways Around the World to Hear His Vocals
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Love Transcends Time, but Not in a Roth I.R.A
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Accused of Sexting
1	1 Vote	Til Debt Do Us Part of Porn and Circumstance
1	1 Vote	Mark Cuban on Becoming a Dance Machine
1	1 Vote	What's Happening to Our Television Screens

—	1 Vote	Chipotle Adds New Weapons
—	1 Vote	"WandaVision" Star Emma D'Arcy on Navigating a Patriarchal Westeros
—	1 Vote	Oversight Board Should Resign – Not Fit for Office – Predicts Democrats Will Use the Men's Room
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk's Unsolicited Idea for a Recession
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Will Be Armed With Laser Guns and Hypersonic Missiles
—	1 Vote	How to Prepare His Crew for Private SpaceX Missions

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