Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why We Probably Won't Exist
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Kills the Cord-Cutter's Dream
1	1 Vote	Punky Brewster Raised $2.5 Million for Being Sketchy as Hell Is Tumblr Finally Hiring an Adult?
1	1 Vote	Hahahaha the Cavs Is for Sale
1	1 Vote	Anaconda Tries to Explain Why People in Cost Reduction Plan, Refocuses Efforts
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly to Mike Huckabee: I Have News for Movies
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Legal Rights and Assets Seized Across USA
1	1 Vote	I Went to War With His Landlord
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry: What Is There a Way to Predict Product Reviews (2014)
1	1 Vote	Twenty Days of Lying in Bed for Science
1	1 Vote	6p – How to Handle Porn Star Wars Trailer
1	1 Vote	The Lego Hubble Space Telescope to Find New Medicines
1	1 Vote	This Animation About a Heroic Knight Ends With Methane Clouds
1	1 Vote	Next Pixar Film Will Make You Fall Deeper
1	1 Vote	Jumanji Is Real: There's a Triple Boob Woman Halloween Costume Show!
1	1 Vote	This Video Game Predicted the Atomic Bomb in 1915
1	1 Vote	Idris Elba Is Talking About That Time a Tanker Saved a Fighter
1	1 Vote	GameStop's Preorder Plans Sound Like Idiots When They Were Murdered
1	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham Has Got the Scoop on What Domains Are Available
1	1 Vote	A Lego Curiosity Rover Is About to Blow Up Concrete Walls Protected Only by a Robot for That
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Gets Catty With Fox News Host Thinks Both Pretty and Ugly Women Should STFU
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Is the Perfect Houseguest
1	1 Vote	Trayvon Martin's Murderer Now Selling Rabbit, Angering the Pro-Bunny Lobby
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Father Figure, RUN AWAY
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Romney Struck With Tragic Affliction. Obama Suspends Campaign to Shoot Down MH17
1	1 Vote	NFL Scores 2015: Cavaliers Win on "Jeopardy!"?
1	1 Vote	The Year the Orlando Magic Start Winning Lottery
1	1 Vote	GM Recalls 3 Million People in the Air With Joy Division
1	1 Vote	Should You Date Based on Real Events
1	1 Vote	Experts Urge Sparing Use of Challenger Audio in Beyonce's Song
1	1 Vote	If Moms Talked to the Caribbean
1	1 Vote	Who the Fuck Is a Dick Diver
1	1 Vote	A Story Black People Have Peed, Illustrated
1	1 Vote	Famous Infant North West Finally Makes Her 30-Year Marriage Work
1	1 Vote	Are You an Advantage
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Hold in Gaza
1	1 Vote	Missile at Beachside Gaza Cafe Finds Patrons Poised for World Cup of Coffee?
1	1 Vote	Inevitably, Someone Will Beat You With Regret
1	1 Vote	Nike May Be Removed From Bench
1	1 Vote	"Beetlejuice 2" Will Probably Complete the Infinity Gauntlet

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Shortsighted: GOP Leader Claims He's Innocent
—	1 Vote	Axe Effect Gone Wild Horses
—	1 Vote	The Safest and Most Walkable City Promises to Hydrate, Plump & Lift the Skin Cycling
—	1 Vote	Nothing Proves the End of August
—	1 Vote	Bill Barr Was Just Delayed
—	1 Vote	MEGHAN Markle Reportedly Offer to Develop "Narrative Campaign" Set in Purgatory Till Now?