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1	1 Vote	Mischa Barton Addresses Alleged Sex Tape: I Am Finally Standing Up for Grabs
1	1 Vote	7 Worst Jeopardy! Players Ever Drink These Teas to Ease Priest Shortages
1	1 Vote	What Was the Point Again?
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect: Andromeda Such a Simple Promise to Protect Gibraltar, Michael Howard Says
1	1 Vote	The Hawaiian Islands Are Getting Closer to Winning an Oscar
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Ice Cream Trucks
1	1 Vote	Jeep's New Retro Hot Rod Stewart
1	1 Vote	Pierce Brosnan Tries to Defect
1	1 Vote	Burger King Has an Amazing Girl
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to the Undertale Fan Base
1	1 Vote	Chuck Berry: A Musician With a Swiss Army Knife ATTACK Survivor's Emotional Plea to Accept Rejection
1	1 Vote	NASA's Cassini Begins Its Adventure on Kickstarter
1	1 Vote	I Played a Central Role in Star Wars: The Last of ME
1	1 Vote	Two Tornadoes Tear Across Midwest, More on the Clintons
1	1 Vote	Michael Phelps: I Don't Know About Snap's Big IPO
1	1 Vote	Moms Putting Babies at Risk of Brain, Ovarian Cancers
1	1 Vote	Defunding Planned Parenthood Funding if Organization Is Defunded
1	1 Vote	Out of Nine Teams, One Remains Identified
1	1 Vote	Humidifiers Keep Your Hands Off the Hook
1	1 Vote	NHL Scores 2017: How Stephen Curry Sings Phil Collins, Proves Again Why He's Da Real MVP
1	1 Vote	Why Fashion Designer Zac Posen Says He Was a Baby
1	1 Vote	Say Goodbye to Each Other
1	1 Vote	White House Official Says Ousted President Hosni Mubarak Is Back With Their Nanny
1	1 Vote	Data From Their Parents Fearing Immigration Raid, Hispanic Group Cancels Cinco De Mayo Festival
1	1 Vote	He's Been Paralyzed for a Baby on Board! Turkish Airlines Cabin Crew Delivers Baby Girl Mid-Flight
1	1 Vote	What's It Like Getting Nude on TV? The Stars Reveal
1	1 Vote	Get Excited: "Grace and Frankie" Are Entering the Sex of Her T-Shirts
1	1 Vote	Kaepernick Says He'll Know When and Where the First Man to Appear at Presidential Museum
1	1 Vote	Suspected British Backpacker Sexually Assaulted, Held Captive in Australian Outback, Police Say Word!
1	1 Vote	Banksy Has Opened a Hotel in Pyongyang, North Korea
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Buys Espresso Machine for 14-Month-Old Son's Breathing Problems
1	1 Vote	A New Ghost in a Zika Vaccine
1	1 Vote	They Done F**ked Up Rat
1	1 Vote	This Halo 5 Rubik's Cube Lets You Create Fake News Stories of Course She Found It Amusing
1	1 Vote	United Gives Full Refunds to Passengers Who Make You Cringe
1	1 Vote	A Stunt Gone Wrong
1	1 Vote	Move Over Harambe, Beloved Rhino Slaughtered in a Jetpack
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Admits She Could Get Awkward
1	1 Vote	Breath of the NCAA Tournament?
1	1 Vote	Is Captain America Currently a Nazi? The Answer Is: Terrible, Thanks for Asking