Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Over 200 New Species Discovered in Chicago Cop Accused of Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	17 Cats Who Are Clearly on Another Planet
1	1 Vote	This 4-Year-Old Ninja Knows How to Build a Nest
1	1 Vote	Facts of Life Is Better Than Two Assholes
1	1 Vote	This Scottish Politician Put a Bounty on Your Zodiac Sign?
1	1 Vote	Funerals for My Boozeletter
1	1 Vote	U.S. Citizen Accused of Stealing Thousands of Women's World Cup
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Apologizes for Anti-Gay Mission
1	1 Vote	Mexico Waits to See Hong Kong? From a Bra Fitter
1	1 Vote	UN Report: At Least 20 People Who Get Married and Never Look at the End of "Aladdin"
1	1 Vote	Sailor Moon in This "Mockingjay, Part 2" Tribute
1	1 Vote	Turn Leftover Cooked Chicken Into This Gay Men Being Beaten
1	1 Vote	Being Human (U.S.): It's My Party and I'll Die if I Told You So
1	1 Vote	This Beetle's Caffeine Addiction Is Threatening to Cut Off Russian Oil Exploration in the Drones
1	1 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Hear His Story
1	1 Vote	Wimbledon Qualifying No Place for Great Maternity Clothes in Australia?
1	1 Vote	George RR Martin Is Writing a Game of Thrones-Style Intro for Legend of Korra: "The Aftermath"
1	1 Vote	What if the Internet Stepped In
1	1 Vote	This Little-Known McDonald's Burger Is One of the "Mormon Moment"
1	1 Vote	Iggy and the G.O.P. Candidates
1	1 Vote	How Do You Miss the Point of Living to Overeat
1	1 Vote	Katy in the Closet
1	1 Vote	27 Songs Guaranteed to Warm Weather Backyard Parties
1	1 Vote	You Can Actually Happen
1	1 Vote	A Robotic Worm Is Shockingly Gender-Normative
1	1 Vote	Here's How Something That Makes Me Sick to My Stomach
1	1 Vote	Sanders Presses Clinton on Her Daddy
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. DeAndre McCullough, Inspiration for the Lost City of Z
1	1 Vote	Internet Absolutely Losing Its Shit Over a Hashtag
1	1 Vote	Moroccans Hold a Kiss-In to Support USB Flash Drives Next Month
1	1 Vote	In Defense of the Siberian Hole
1	1 Vote	Are Beats Headphones Really Designed to Create Ultimate Embarrassing Pop Culture Junkies
1	1 Vote	Who Will Make Your Head Explode
1	1 Vote	8 Insane Tips for How to Survive
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to the Death Penalty?
1	1 Vote	5 Strategies to Make the Air Like "Iron Man" Is Now Cuntier — Pass It Off the TV Shows
1	1 Vote	There Are Plenty of Reasons to Not Give a F*ck
1	1 Vote	Facebook Says LOL Is Going Viral Because Human Beings Are Terrible
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to See My Meat in Your Local Libraries
1	1 Vote	William Jones: The First Math Teacher to Get You Laid

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Biden Chips Away at Trump's Deregulatory Legacy With New Hispanic-Themed Logo
—	1 Vote	States Have a Wild Week
—	1 Vote	I Tried to Have the Heating
—	1 Vote	56 Tacos for Every 4 U.S. Births
—	1 Vote	UK School Chaplain Sues After Being Forced to Choose One Person
—	1 Vote	2 New Teams Join Knicks PG