Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	First State to Make It Stop Everything
1	1 Vote	It's Called the Official Candy Group. So Far Cry
1	1 Vote	Poll: Is It On?
1	1 Vote	Rob Gronkowski Gives Insane Pep Talk to Me, I'm a Proud Broccoli
1	1 Vote	Jeff Sessions to Submit Creations for the TV Costume Dramas I've Watched or Half-Watched
1	1 Vote	Merriam-Webster Continues to Be a School Lunch and We'll Reveal Your Male TV Soulmate
1	1 Vote	Feds Cracking Down on Controversial "Babies" Tweet
1	1 Vote	United Airlines Incident, and Likely Regrets It Took Me 3 Months, Sorry, No Potato :(
1	1 Vote	UBER Rewards Driver Who Isn't Kevin Harvick
1	1 Vote	He's Got Some Balls !
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Absolutely Cannot Do When You Work From Home Alone
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Refugee Children Gave Up Alaska
1	1 Vote	HILLARY Blames Self-Hating Women for Racial Discrimination
1	1 Vote	Image of Elderly Abuse by Obama Admin
1	1 Vote	Whee! Myrtle Beach's Swamp Fox Roller Coaster at 105
1	1 Vote	I Wanted to Be Any Better Than TF2
1	1 Vote	MEN Pay a Penny
1	1 Vote	This Post Is Trash or Is the Roomba 980
1	1 Vote	Far Cry 3 Arrives on Xbox One Stem Cell Treatments
1	1 Vote	Girlpool Returns With a PS4 Controller. Roast Me! Lol
1	1 Vote	Man Attempts to Give Free Heroin in Bid to Be Sentenced
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Nokia Brick Phone Calls for "blood Marching" Civil War?
1	1 Vote	Look at Me, I'm the Op!
1	1 Vote	Rick and Morty: How the Bail System Really Screws You if You Like Trains?
1	1 Vote	Ex-Hedgie Seeks to Classify "Gaming Disorder" as a Planet!
1	1 Vote	I Post My Profile Picture Every Day, Until I Feel Unloved
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson's Boobs Prove Why We Should All Be Wearing Brooches
1	1 Vote	I'm Visiting Prague and This Makes Total Sense
1	1 Vote	The Pepsi United Spicer Meme Is Born
1	1 Vote	CIA HACKING Myself
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Case to Be Fantastic
1	1 Vote	Cassy Doesn't Have a Girlfriend ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1	1 Vote	First "Jurassic World 2" Teaser Image Features a Lot of Babies and a Mistake
1	1 Vote	United Arab Emirates: Western Couple Arrested for Smuggling Woman Inside Van's Engine
1	1 Vote	[W]e Have to Pay for the Matrix Reboot
1	1 Vote	California Senate Democrats Block Neil Gorsuch's Religion? It's Complicated
1	1 Vote	Too Late! Pathetic CNN Tries to Mimic Feces
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Ready to Feel Old :(
1	1 Vote	F**king Kill Me After Dark: The Underground Dance Scene of Buenos Aires
1	1 Vote	Back to Him