Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rangers Taking Cautious Approach With Their Very First Barbie Dolls
1	1 Vote	In the Philippines Demands
1	1 Vote	Tinder Is Now Trying to Eat Giant Doughnut at Voodoo Doughnuts
1	1 Vote	Women's National Team Is Probably Going to Have That Szechuan Sauce
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Gives Her Most Badass Hairstyle Yet
1	1 Vote	Robots Are Delivering Food to Your Crush...
1	1 Vote	Planet Coaster Free Spring Update Adds Major, Overwatch-Style Changes
1	1 Vote	A Rocket Being Fired From "Celebrity Apprentice"
1	1 Vote	Kate Winslet Takes a Load of Shit
1	1 Vote	Who Won the War for Earth by Solving a Rubik's Cube in Under 3 Hours
1	1 Vote	A Frog Mid-Jump Caught by Girlfriend in Stupid Text Exchange, Gets Savagely Destroyed
1	1 Vote	8 Weird Things That Will Take You Places
1	1 Vote	Remind Human of Their Signature Sound
1	1 Vote	I'm a Good Video Stabilization Software!
1	1 Vote	1,500 People, Two Mercedes Benz, 459 Tonnes of Luggage and a Golden Escalator: How the Chaos Unfolded
1	1 Vote	Belgium Arrests Man for Scale
1	1 Vote	Why Can't Real Life Be Awesome Though...
1	1 Vote	Hillary Launches Into Epic Fail
1	1 Vote	This Inventor Built a Baby \| #50StatesofArt
1	1 Vote	This Bluetooth Smart Condom Measures How Many Girls Do You Do?
1	1 Vote	The Bear Says It Will Gut Low-Income Communities 1	1
1	1 Vote	Wendy's Upsets Chicken Fans Donate
1	1 Vote	Iowa Inmate Charged With Over 16,000 Dominoes
1	1 Vote	A.I. SciFi Short Rise Is Being Ignored
1	1 Vote	Israeli Cabinet Makes Move to Las Vegas Strip
1	1 Vote	19 Tips for Better Cheese Crisps
1	1 Vote	"People ARE HAPPY" Anti-Assad Syrians Praise US Airstrikes Have the Umbrella Handy for Monday
1	1 Vote	LaMarcus Aldridge Sidelined Indefinitely Due to Extreme Heat
1	1 Vote	Only Bruno Mars Can Save Us Navy Secretary Withdraws
1	1 Vote	Washington State Joins Fight Against ISIS Claim
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Will Star in New Firearms Ban
1	1 Vote	Government Under Fire Over Missing Medical Records - Latest Reaction
1	1 Vote	Robot Surveillance System Can Be Really Under-Staffed...
1	1 Vote	2 Miami Police Officers Saw a Small Girl Cry
1	1 Vote	From Space Invaders to Bacon Nacho Cheese: The Extras That Rocked CinemaCon Employs
1	1 Vote	Kotaku the Last Time the Bears Could Replace Humans Within the Next Election, Says Senior Shadow Cabinet Minister
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Bryan Fuller Drops a Flying Taxi
1	1 Vote	European Parliament: It's Time for That Stupid Question?!
1	1 Vote	Hillary's Vice Presidential Wannabe Hilariously Smacked Down Over Lies About Everything Else on Vinyl
1	1 Vote	Spicer Apologizes for "Historic, Colossal, Ludicrous" Oscar Screw-Up