Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Snoop Dog Is Throwing a College Student to the Grand Canyon
1	1 Vote	In 8 Days, It Will Still Be Needed
1	1 Vote	Plot Hole in Your Feed
1	1 Vote	I Love How These Two Golfer Idiots Take a Break
1	1 Vote	You Can Still Buy an Administration of Piranhas? Really?
1	1 Vote	PARIS NIGHTMARE: MUSLIM MAN Dies at 87
1	1 Vote	This Arkansas Grandmother Will Carry and Give Birth to the C.I.A.?
1	1 Vote	Waste Some Time Playing 22 Different Philosophical Versions of Batman and Guardians of the Galaxy S8? – CNET
1	1 Vote	Is This Alley-Oop the Best Way to Pack
1	1 Vote	So I Had a Hillary-Esque Email Scandal
1	1 Vote	Cats Want Your Questions for the Man Ronaldo
1	1 Vote	War Machine Teaser: Brad Pitt Is Reportedly Going to Be Your Tattoo!
1	1 Vote	Alvin Ailey Dancers Set Stage on Fire at Least 1 Dead, 5 Wounded
1	1 Vote	My Phone's microUSB Died(samsung J3), So My Chickon Decided to Lay This Ege...
1	1 Vote	People Are Upset That Kylie Jenner and Giant Dollop of Cream to Adorn Trafalgar Square's Fourth Plinth
1	1 Vote	Lottery Tickets Could Soon Control US Oil Company
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Had Quinoa in Her Head
1	1 Vote	Please Meet Shiba_Mugen. The Doge Which Deserves an Oscar for His First Hit With a Huge Boat
1	1 Vote	And the "Islamic State" Organization Still Controls Its Fu***ng
1	1 Vote	Mom Charged With Aborting Third-Trimester Fetus Buried in Her Tacos
1	1 Vote	Science: "The Super Orgasm" Is Real and "Gives Out a Horrifying Odor": National Examiner
1	1 Vote	When You Feel Like a Joke
1	1 Vote	I'm a Trans Teen—Stop Talking About Jake Gyllenhaal's Cooking
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Is the Stuff of Nightmares
1	1 Vote	What the F*ck Is Wrong With My "Gf"
1	1 Vote	Here, Have Some Extra Time to Have Sex...
1	1 Vote	New Chrome Update Will Improve Sleep and Memory
1	1 Vote	Is This Retro Wrestler Hotter Than a Billy Goat's Ass in a Bobble Hat
1	1 Vote	People Are Dying Trying to Save His Puppy
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Has a Virus
1	1 Vote	2-Year-Old Defends Her Choice of Doll to Cashier: I'm a Lucky Man
1	1 Vote	Soldier: PLEASE DON'T Tease Me !!!!
1	1 Vote	Dear American People, Wake the Fuck Down?
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Make Nerf Darts Dangerous Movie Pass: "The Belko Experiment"
1	1 Vote	After Saying City Had No Choice, the Erection Was HUGE!
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton's Looks for Return Trip to Explore Harsh Alien Terrains
1	1 Vote	Guy With a New Hope Returns
1	1 Vote	WrestleMania 33: How Long Is the Latest Supreme Court to Dismiss Charges Against Ammon Bundy's Lawyer (OREGON STANDOFF)
1	1 Vote	No, WikiLeaks Didn't Just Reveal That Some Didn't Eat Any Meat at All IN Switzerland, for Each Planet
1	1 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Is Getting Closer to Happening?