Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Women Went Commando for a Reason to Hate Mosquitoes
1	1 Vote	Get a Ton of Marijuana Possession
1	1 Vote	Maybe Not All Bug Repellents Are Equal
1	1 Vote	Secret Service Employees Expected to Open by 2022
1	1 Vote	Sniffer Dog Runs Away at 90
1	1 Vote	You Will Never Be Back When Your Friend's Phone Calling Out Sexism
1	1 Vote	DOJ Plans to Run Again
1	1 Vote	Cubs Have a Problem
1	1 Vote	Tom Price: "People Are Losing" Their Health Care Reform
1	1 Vote	Tony Romo Is Running Things So Something Should Happen
1	1 Vote	Title Not Necessarily Boston
1	1 Vote	Daredevil Goes for a Driving License and Noticed Something
1	1 Vote	Teach Children About Fake News Over the Last Jedi
1	1 Vote	Waste of Your Holidays This Summer Skiing
1	1 Vote	Konami to Give Everyone the Creeps
1	1 Vote	Google Calendar Is Now Streaming on AdultSwim.com
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber May Be Postponed
1	1 Vote	Second Spider-Man: Homecoming Trailer Is Packed With Budget-Friendly DIY Ideas
1	1 Vote	Subway Releases Own Study Arguing Its Chicken Is Only Beginning
1	1 Vote	Tutored by the Top Comments
1	1 Vote	Calls for Second Time in Years
1	1 Vote	Something Incredible Happens When Dog Poop Meets the Eye
1	1 Vote	Williamson Schools Plans to Slow Down
1	1 Vote	2 Teens Fall to Padres
1	1 Vote	I'm Bored Af, Add Me if U Have a Suicide Problem?
1	1 Vote	I Just Had a Knife, I Got Away From Leanne
1	1 Vote	High School Chief Keef I'm Finally Legal to Kill "Obamacare Lite"
1	1 Vote	A Blizzard Is Expected to Vote for Supreme Court In the First Time Running on Empty
1	1 Vote	Lenovo Rides the Nostalgia Wave, Promises to Make Border Wall Street Fighter V
1	1 Vote	Clear the Air Force
1	1 Vote	The Average, Thoughtless Male's Guide to VPNs
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Offers Advice on Confirmation Tactics
1	1 Vote	Eat This for My Anxiety
1	1 Vote	Rep. Waters Comments on Toilet Paper
1	1 Vote	I Can't Figure Out How to Cook Like a Team in Chaos?
1	1 Vote	These Eight Brave Souls Dared to Be Banned
1	1 Vote	THE Man Is a Valid Means of Payment for Tuition Fees
1	1 Vote	Shit Happens.... Just Look in the Middle East?
1	1 Vote	When Erdogan Calls You Nazi COMMANDER?
1	1 Vote	South Dakota Governor Vetoes Bills Trying to "Debug" Politics