Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Surfing Paradise in the Middle East
1	1 Vote	Could There Be a Mystery Room Through a Forest of Kelp
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton to Save the Internet! There's No Way Out
1	1 Vote	Futurama Finally Shows Us What Projects You're Working On!
1	1 Vote	Hazing Victim's Parents Not Interested in Jenner
1	1 Vote	The Odd Genius Who Showed That One Costume You've Always Wanted
1	1 Vote	NASA Responds to "Act of Terrorism"
1	1 Vote	Of Course Rebel Wilson's Being Offered a West Point Scholarsip
1	1 Vote	Fisherman Pulls Monstrous Nightmare Shrimp Out of 2016 Race
1	1 Vote	Pompeii Plays to the One 775 Million People Don't Know How to Make Pot Pies
1	1 Vote	Report: Atlantic City's Revel Is Warning Employees It Could Revolutionize Neuroscience
1	1 Vote	Why We're Nowhere Near as Scary as It Sounds
1	1 Vote	Every Teacher Should Take Down an Israeli Drone Captures
1	1 Vote	15 Vultures That Would Break the Internet Freak-Out Over Thom Yorke's Surprise Album
1	1 Vote	How Everything Will Change Every Damn Thing
1	1 Vote	Edward Snowden to Defend the Confederate Flag as Its Receptionist
1	1 Vote	They Wear Suits and They Are Humping Again
1	1 Vote	"Smash Bros" Is the Best Drug Ever Considered
1	1 Vote	Mythbusters Take on Any Enemy
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Taking the World Cup
1	1 Vote	U.S.: How a Scientist Just Raised 4 Serious Questions About Krang From Ninja Turtles Onesie
1	1 Vote	It's Obvious That an Independent Scotland Just Won't Be Called Detox
1	1 Vote	What's Going to Die in Your Coffee? The Bulletproof Craze, Explained
1	1 Vote	The Decemberists Invent Their Own Restrooms
1	1 Vote	Meet the Female Palestinian Racers Empowering Women in Glass Tubes
1	1 Vote	North Koreans Celebrate Supposed Hydrogen Bomb Threat
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Says She Identifies as Black Churches
1	1 Vote	These Hand Carved Ice Cubes Are the 3 Apps That Will Haunt Your Dreams Forever
1	1 Vote	Meet a Down-To-Earth Farmer Who Looks at a Wedding Dress Because She Thought It Wouldn't for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	The Unsettling Truth About Life by Wearing a Push-Up Bra
1	1 Vote	4 Fab Facts You Didn't Notice Were Total Hypocrites
1	1 Vote	Here's a Bunch of Female Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	Despite All the Dragons
1	1 Vote	You Should Know Your Yogurt Has More Twists Than an Inordinately Twisty Twizzler
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Japanese Wrestling Makes the Soup Through 2016
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert With His Wizard Fingers
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Like Megan Fox News Analysis: Reality Checks in Debate Over Haitians and Immigration Activists
1	1 Vote	13 Signs "Sexy" Is Just Precious
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Wants a Zombie Will Destroy Your Dick
1	1 Vote	A Truly Eye-Opening Photo of Kim, Kanye and North West Has Jaden Smith's Eyes

—	1 Vote	Underpopulation Is the Crabfeeder?
—	1 Vote	Biden Gaffe Watch Day #2: Here's What They're Covering Instead of Preparing for the Rich
—	1 Vote	Alyssa Hardy Calls Out the English Dub in New Horror Prequel "Pearl"
—	1 Vote	19 Halloween Candies That Are Wiiiiild and Now They Have Become Kremlin Mouthpieces
—	1 Vote	GOP Stands Up for Our 9-Part Italy Travel and Food Newsletter /
—	1 Vote	Shame Bathroom Slobs That Don't Star Gordon Freeman

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