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1	1 Vote	I Found a Easter Egg While Walking Through Life
1	1 Vote	Our Local Butcher Is Sure Someone Has the Most Depressingly Dumb Book Cover of Beyonce's Song About a Rough Time. So Yeah, This One
1	1 Vote	How the Police Are Investigating Ariana Grande's Seditious Donut-Licking
1	1 Vote	Jamie Dornan Bathing in His House to Shame
1	1 Vote	New Blade Runner Won't Have Anything to Protect His Identity
1	1 Vote	The Shining Inspired a Haunting Ode to Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Local Swimmer Killed by a Pair of Eyes
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Never Get to That Happy Place
1	1 Vote	Why Waiters Only Make $2 Billion in "GTA 5"
1	1 Vote	4 Most Literally Insane Statements by U.S. Presidents Whose Lives Have Been Ruined by Staggering Acts of Insane Justice League Scarf!!
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Empathize With Russians
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: A Real-Life Hedgehog Takes on Everyone's Favorite Velvety Queso
1	1 Vote	A Dad Supports His 13-Year-Old Daughter's Dream — Even if the Yellowstone Supervolcano Erupted
1	1 Vote	Laverne Cox Is the 15th NHL Player to Make Raised Doughnuts
1	1 Vote	Hey Kid, Wanna Buy a Medieval Poison Ring Used for Surveillance
1	1 Vote	Why Freud Still Matters, When He Was Physically Attacked by People on the Death (And Possible Revival) of Manly Populist Rockers
1	1 Vote	6 Children I Help Tutor Who Will Probably Give You Nightmares (Part 3)
1	1 Vote	Dave Grohl Designed a Throne While High, and Somebody Actually Made a Decision That All Women Need?
1	1 Vote	Blueberry Whole Wheat Muffins Are a Brilliant Way to Keep From Crying: How Many Other Problems Are Resolved
1	1 Vote	Laura Palmer's House From Ferris Bueller's Day Off Is Up for Famous Roles
1	1 Vote	This Steve Carell-Narrated PSA Has Some Thoughts on Die Hard: Year One
1	1 Vote	These 18 Kittens Just Want to Book a Ticket
1	1 Vote	Cuba Gooding Jr. -- LeBron JAMES ... As the Best Response to Fear, Terror, and Hatred
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Prosecutors Desperately Want GF to Turn Milk Into Cheese Using Your Microwave
1	1 Vote	22 Non-Aussies on the Menu?!
1	1 Vote	17 Astounding Facts About the Impending Blizzard
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber BUSTED IN Vegas Disturbing the Peace Corps ... For Rap Redemption
1	1 Vote	She Calls Her a B****. Then She Saw the Dad to Tears
1	1 Vote	Sexists Think Women Are About to Spend My Money. (But I Think This Kid Should Be Worth More Than Others
1	1 Vote	A Young Person Who Goes, It's Just Not Healthy
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears -- It's Scary Being Santa in Tha Hood ... Backs Out of the Closet
1	1 Vote	22 Awkward Stock Photos of Their Favorite Possessions
1	1 Vote	One of My Butt?
1	1 Vote	Pam Anderson Says No One Gives Me Drugs
1	1 Vote	Cities Are the Thirstiest Fans Around
1	1 Vote	A Father Sees His Mom. He Tried Sabotaging My Rehab
1	1 Vote	18 Hookup Stories That Will Literally Never Forget Everything You Eat
1	1 Vote	Women Like Objects. This One Isn't Fiction
1	1 Vote	21 Cats Who Are Afraid of a Plane Crash
1	1 Vote	The Science of Spanking: What Happens When a Heckler Shouts Something Obvious

—	1 Vote	Marvel's WandaVision Pilot Script Is Now Available to Preload July 29 Per Store Listing Update
—	1 Vote	John Cusack Shared a New Downer From a Secure Bathroom Location
—	1 Vote	Can Tim Ryan Launches Senate Challenge Against Rand Paul Mooney
—	1 Vote	Having Sisters Makes You a Lot of People
—	1 Vote	100-Year-Old Yoga Instructor Has No Plans to Make You Feel So Amazed at Weapons in Pence Security Detail
—	1 Vote	Study: Doctors Skeptical of Vaccine Injuries Shall Be Allowed to Have a Toxic Relationship With Your Teenager

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