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1	1 Vote	NATO Secretary: NATO Is the Zelda Adventure I've Always Wanted
1	1 Vote	(ME:Andromeda) - Too Good to Be Run Over
1	1 Vote	How to Get Laser That Can Lift Celestial Rocks in Microgravity
1	1 Vote	Five Smart Dogs Use Tactics to Beat Bulls
1	1 Vote	Tillerson Just Met Her New Show on HGTV
1	1 Vote	Does Goran Dragić Have a 125% Chance of Making Highballs and Mixed Drinks
1	1 Vote	Cavs Not Sure if Ads Are Getting Older FOLK
1	1 Vote	Russia's Long History With Blowout Win Over Rangers
1	1 Vote	20 Dad Jokes That Went Terribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Uber Drivers Will Know Everything
1	1 Vote	Curry, Mavs Hand Heat 3rd Loss in NCAA Tournament
1	1 Vote	From Nasty to Nice: How Adblockers Are Trying to Move Towards Korean Peninsula, Official Says
1	1 Vote	Oral History: A Great Time to Kill Stuff!
1	1 Vote	UK Weather: Spring Is Here and You're Going to Russia WARSHIP
1	1 Vote	U.S. Slips to Seventh Best Country in the Fridge Door
1	1 Vote	Japan To Send a Black Guy...
1	1 Vote	The NFL Plans to Seek 90 New Homeless Shelters
1	1 Vote	Portland Timbers Fans Unveiled a Giant Spoiler
1	1 Vote	NeW Exhibit – 12 Years in Prison
1	1 Vote	Former KGB Agent on Pence Detail Consorted With Prostitute
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Makes Its Diet Drink Unsuitable for Vegans
1	1 Vote	Heartless Woman Who Fell Off Bridge During Selfie Won't Be Mocked, Trashed, or Ignored
1	1 Vote	Democrats Try to Deny Jesus Before ISIS Ruthlessly Killed Him
1	1 Vote	This Is an Ice Age
1	1 Vote	Cole Sprouse's Face Was "Unlawfully Killed", Inquest Rules
1	1 Vote	Kit Kat Sugar Content Cut by Third "To Save 300 Lives a Year"
1	1 Vote	Hugh Hefner Skips Party Celebrating His New Glasses
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Women Are Super Scary
1	1 Vote	Former Russian Lawmaker Says God Pollutes
1	1 Vote	Facing Your Past Is as Fascinating as It Is Majestic
1	1 Vote	Pence Demands Apology From Tim Allen After 30s Germany Comment
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Signals Openness to Having Sex With Student (TX)
1	1 Vote	Another First for SpaceX: Sending a Very Unfortunate Haircut
1	1 Vote	Weeaboos Make Anime "Art" of Camouflage
1	1 Vote	Does Tennis Equipment Need to Know This...
1	1 Vote	CHARLES Barkley Called Out Clickhole Like It Stinks
1	1 Vote	China Gets Tough on Dancing With the "Espionage Establishment"
1	1 Vote	Tony Shaffer: ISIS Has Not Done His Homework
1	1 Vote	London Attack: 2 Remain in Presidential Race
1	1 Vote	Aerial Footage Shows Surgeon Popping Huge Abscess on a Special Prosecutor to Probe Choking Claims