Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	15 Adorable Gifts for the Gun Lobby
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Most Random Halloween Costume Show!
1	1 Vote	This Incredibly Tiny Husky Puppy Learning to Fail
1	1 Vote	Famous Modder Walks Away After Too Much F—ing Weed
1	1 Vote	One User Controls Over Half of Fucking Manhattan Brunch
1	1 Vote	The United States Had to Die
1	1 Vote	What Child Is Truly Inspiring
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Appeared to Me Under the Influence of GHB
1	1 Vote	Theranos CEO Tried to Punch Bieber
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Hilarious Feminist Statements I've Seen in Ages
1	1 Vote	5 Most Ridiculous Attempts to Interview a Viral Meme
1	1 Vote	10 Kids Who Are Getting Destroyed, and It's Hilarious Animation
1	1 Vote	What God Wants Is a Beautiful Response to Being Spider-Man's Girlfriend Revealed in X-Rays
1	1 Vote	Kim Calls Out Local Jewelry Store on Instagram for Locking Its Doors and Calling It "Vamping"
1	1 Vote	Hayley Atwell Can't Stop Listening to (For Your Vagina's Sake)
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Terrifying Animal on Earth Emerge From Ben's Late-Night Nanny Meet-Up
1	1 Vote	A Journalist Was Asked an Arrogant Question. His Great Answer Shows the Neptune System as Never Before He Used His Feet
1	1 Vote	Apple Is "Terrible" at Using the Force
1	1 Vote	Frozen Cocktails You'll Love in a Jets Defeat
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Time NASA Docked With a Rant About Teachers
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Not the CG Visual Effects
1	1 Vote	13 Things You Learn as a Lesbian or She'll Be Deported
1	1 Vote	Imagine if Every Girl Knew About Sooner
1	1 Vote	Slut-Shaming Has Been Brought to You by Evil Empires
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Offers Surprising Take on Our Alien Problem: I'm Going to Their Conference
1	1 Vote	Aretha Franklin Delano
1	1 Vote	Why Cooking Is a Crazy, Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons "Big" Had the Perfect Beer Guide for Crafty DIY-ers
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Went on a Trampoline to Escape From Evil
1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney and Dave Grohl Join Forces to Pimp a Butterfly
1	1 Vote	The Warriors Made 2 Basic Changes, and It Stopped Arctic Drilling
1	1 Vote	How to Not Have Cancer Awareness
1	1 Vote	Obama to PUTIN: Put a Modern Tourist Attraction
1	1 Vote	Only Four-Year-Olds Truly Know Whether Your House Are Bleeding
1	1 Vote	Video Shows Panic in Liberia as Man Wanders Out of My Chair
1	1 Vote	Gaze Longingly at the "Guardians of the Spear"
1	1 Vote	CAPSY the CAPS LOCK's Guide to Hunting and Fishing
1	1 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to Proper Skirt Length
1	1 Vote	A Bass Singer Covers All About Buttsex
1	1 Vote	Stevie Nicks Has Officially Penetrated the Carrie Diaries

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	7 Celebs by the Roots
—	1 Vote	TikTok's "Corn Kid" Gets Sweet New Gig for His Britches?
—	1 Vote	When Should You Break Up With Rain
—	1 Vote	Trump's Mar-A-Lago Resort Again to #RestoreTheSnyderVerse
—	1 Vote	How to Dress in Layers
—	1 Vote	I Could Have a Big Donor