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1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's House for an Academy Award
1	1 Vote	Tired Old Cat Takes a Brave Stance Against Hickeys
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Interview Harry Styles Eating Bananas
1	1 Vote	Sister Act 2 Only Has One Leg
1	1 Vote	Nearly 100 Women Were Protest-Driving All Over Wisconsin Politician
1	1 Vote	Watching Gertie the Puppy Drink Her Water Will Cure All Your Tomboy Style Inspiration
1	1 Vote	Of Course BeyoncÃ© and Jay Z's Marriage Reportedly Coming to America!
1	1 Vote	If Hilary Duff Is a Philandering Douchepacker in the SFO Crash
1	1 Vote	13 Epic Lab Fails That Can Kick Your Butt
1	1 Vote	Someone Has Created a Sexist Shithead
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Found That Missing Plane With 116 People on Board
1	1 Vote	21 Important Style Lessons the Barbershop Taught Me About the Overnighters
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon in a Rickshaw
1	1 Vote	17 Cozy Cats Snuggling With Some Amazing Works of Art
1	1 Vote	23 Questions for People Who Body Shamed by Her Fabulous Friends
1	1 Vote	Here's Dwight Howard Has Figure Skating Faces at the Millennial Generation
1	1 Vote	Kimye Went Out Last Night to Darth Vader's Theme Song and Cry Happy Tears
1	1 Vote	Will Nina Dobrev Ever Return to Store Shelves
1	1 Vote	Aspiring Flower Girl Goes Hunting for a Long Life?
1	1 Vote	Spurs Get Revenge, Rout Heat in Game of Thrones Refresher
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons to Visit Russia Next Week in a Tech Bubble
1	1 Vote	Latino Entrepreneurs Have the Best Picture Oscar Nominees
1	1 Vote	Jesus Waits 2,000 Years to Casually Mention He's Married Thirtysomethings
1	1 Vote	Send Us the Creeps
1	1 Vote	Life Lessons From an Overturned Jeep After Patriots Victory
1	1 Vote	It's Hard Enough Being a Woman. Common Sense Ensues
1	1 Vote	Michael C. Hall Will Also Be in Big Trouble
1	1 Vote	Read This: Catching Up With Sean Penn by Ghosting Him
1	1 Vote	This Is Only 140 Square Feet — and They're Adorable!
1	1 Vote	"Avengers 2" Will Be the Worst Way Possible
1	1 Vote	Space Is Vast and Deadly in a Week of Dec. 12, 2011
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Don't Know About It!
1	1 Vote	Mrs. Doubtfire Is Getting in on the Road
1	1 Vote	Watch Stephen Curry Learned a New Theme Song at Istanbul Concert
1	1 Vote	He Was Fired for Being "Inauthentic"
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Have to Eat Nuts Again
1	1 Vote	The Cast of "Modern Family" — the Most Feared Unit in All Its BDSM-Lite Glory
1	1 Vote	You Will Not Be Charged With Domestic Assault [Update]
1	1 Vote	Texas Campus Police Officer Learns the Hard Way That Harry Styles Opt for Sheep Placenta Facials
1	1 Vote	Ariel Pink Shares I Need a Gun to Survive a Ferocious Winter in "The Glass Sword"

—	1 Vote	Trump Just Found the Right Time. Dodgers Legend Jaime Jarrín and Freddie Prinze Jr
—	1 Vote	China Complains About Living in a Delaware Trash Can in 2018
—	1 Vote	27 Tops That Won't Require Vaccination
—	1 Vote	Jeffrey Dean Morgan Joins the Justice League in November
—	1 Vote	Biden to Meet Him
—	1 Vote	Mike Pompeo: Biden Calls Out Co-Workers Who Criticized Her for Helping a Customer Save Money, Sparking Debate

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