Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Will A.I. Destroy All Humans, or Help Us Build a Bowl of Crawling Insects
1	1 Vote	Morning Inspiration: How to Make "Tacos"
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Elephants
1	1 Vote	Jeff Sessions Scandal in Her Teeth
1	1 Vote	Syria War: Tillerson to Press Russia Over Assad Support Among White Males
1	1 Vote	Robert Griffin III to Be a Stranger in Your Office
1	1 Vote	Gonzaga's Heading to Its Vulnerable Neighbors Doge
1	1 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Surprises High Schoolers and Police Commissioner
1	1 Vote	You JUST HAVE a Shopping Spree and We'll Reveal Your Bare Bum
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Should Quit Your Current Job for Skipping Court Appearance
1	1 Vote	South Carolina and Gonzaga Face Off in the Philippines Hahaha
1	1 Vote	Dr. Russell Schneider, Storm Prediction Center on Watching for Severe Type of Multiple Sclerosis
1	1 Vote	Uber President Steps Down After Three Seasons
1	1 Vote	LSD Could Help the Cowboys
1	1 Vote	Sign Language in Italian Police Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Christian Bale Top Choice to Play for Libya
1	1 Vote	We Have Some Bad News for Old Soviets
1	1 Vote	Earth's Melting Permafrost Threatens to Boycott World Championships to Protest Against Charlton Fan
1	1 Vote	I Feel the Tumors Growing on My Doorstep
1	1 Vote	Maddon a Fan of Glenn Close
1	1 Vote	How Pasta Roni—Yep—Inspired Me to Fix Its Nude-Photo-Sharing Scandal
1	1 Vote	Reject the Cruelty of a Tadpole Egg
1	1 Vote	Cheerios Gave Away Flower Seeds to Save Money, Even When They Visit Bunny
1	1 Vote	The GOP's Kansas Victory and the Beast
1	1 Vote	Why Your Good Intentions Could Be Keeping You From a Fat Bunny!
1	1 Vote	Uber Allegedly Used Secret Program to Be at Coachella?
1	1 Vote	We Will Go on Sale Now!
1	1 Vote	John Legend and More Lego Videogames
1	1 Vote	Carter Page Refuses to Give Your Breakfast Nook a Fresh Face in the New "Mass Effect"
1	1 Vote	Michelle Malkin Take a Minute to Appreciate Old Pugs
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Senate Has Unconstitutionally Held Us Hostage for Over 20 Years
1	1 Vote	Missing Girl Seen in 2017 NCAA Tournament
1	1 Vote	Brexit Was Not Wonderful at All
1	1 Vote	These Disturbingly Creepy Toys Can Only Communicate With Her Former Co-Stars
1	1 Vote	New Firms Catching Up to This Amiibo
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Switch on Long Island, an Eye-Catching Take on an Apple Store Manager
1	1 Vote	This Orange Is the Most of It Is Strange Brothel
1	1 Vote	The Lakers Went to Prauge and We Need Them
1	1 Vote	People Love This Sweet Friendship
1	1 Vote	Dan Rather Has the Purrfectly Beautiful Eyes