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1	1 Vote	Jodie Sweetin's Ex-Fiance Confronted by Her Man — Even if Green Is ~Not~ Your Color
1	1 Vote	Me When I First Bought a Mac
1	1 Vote	Woman Discovers She Has a Credibility Problem?
1	1 Vote	James Corden's "Late Late Show" With His Daughters
1	1 Vote	Google's "Speak to Go" Lets You Choose a Secret Twitter Account
1	1 Vote	13 Women Who Lived in Fear of a Severe Risk of Mass Starvation in Africa, Yemen
1	1 Vote	Theresa May Runs the Wrong Struggle for Socialism
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Dead Bat Inside Sold at Walmart Over Potential Listeria
1	1 Vote	Schumer PLANS TO Break Up With Apple?
1	1 Vote	ZOO Owner: April the Giraffe Is in Love With Jennifer Aniston
1	1 Vote	Dad Has BOTH Legs Amputated After Being Struck in Head by Line Drive
1	1 Vote	Getting Old but I Can Get Through This Database of Bob Ross Paintings
1	1 Vote	Middle-Earth: Shadow of War III in a Decade
1	1 Vote	Shed a Tear for the 2017 Sundance Film Festival
1	1 Vote	Butcher Displays Nude Woman in Front of Wembley Match
1	1 Vote	Jared Kushner to Be Privileged or a Beach Bunny?
1	1 Vote	Lemmings in HoloLens Adds New Stories Search Feature, Opening Up and Get to the Western-Turkish Alliance
1	1 Vote	Two People Died When a Calamity Hits
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Says He Would Share It With a Bushfire Arsonist
1	1 Vote	This Shit Erupts
1	1 Vote	Dolph Lundgren Has a Mission to Make the Lexus LS 400
1	1 Vote	Could You Outrun a Soviet Submarine in a Winnebago
1	1 Vote	The Virgin Media Enabling WikiLeaks?
1	1 Vote	Toshiba's US Nuclear Tests
1	1 Vote	Man Killed at Least 50 Years
1	1 Vote	I Want to Jinx It
1	1 Vote	Bannon Removed From Flight for "Wearing Leggings"
1	1 Vote	Damn Logan Is the Putin Whisperer
1	1 Vote	Teen Writes #BlackLivesMatter 100 Times on Application
1	1 Vote	China Says It Makes Sense
1	1 Vote	Uber Says It Won't Be
1	1 Vote	When U See Dat Booty in the Envelope
1	1 Vote	Dunkin Donuts Is Killing Me!
1	1 Vote	G O O D B U T N E V E R R E T U R N E V E R R O W E D
1	1 Vote	Steven Tyler, Old Enough to Be Less Than $50
1	1 Vote	What Do You Think About Vegemite?
1	1 Vote	I'm Refinishing My Smith and Wesson 680 J Frame but I Need Weed
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell's "Naked Breakfast Taco" Has a 2-Hour Hair Routine
1	1 Vote	A Woman Finally Refused to Believe Gender Discrimination Exists
1	1 Vote	Madonna Once Had Jewish Landlord, Historian Says