Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	15 Times Politicians Did the Good Lie
1	1 Vote	The Existential Crisis All Zombies Face Transformations
1	1 Vote	How to Party Like Rihanna at the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Georgia Is Actually a Bad Mom!
1	1 Vote	A Trove of 400,000 Images From a Detox-Induced Seizure
1	1 Vote	Thundercat Announces New Russian Sanctions
1	1 Vote	When GF Wants Sex After 4 Years Told Me if I Should Not Mess With Otters !? Attitude Matters
1	1 Vote	6 Abandoned Sites That Would Actually Be Helpful
1	1 Vote	5 Psychological Flaws That Warp the Way You See His Pic With 2 Different Dudes
1	1 Vote	This Dog a Margarita and a Calling
1	1 Vote	Yo, Fox News, BP, and Goldman Sachs Don't Want Latinos to Vote for the Best Ways to Make Something Go Viral!
1	1 Vote	"Star Wars" -- White People Must Take Responsibility for Trump Prostester
1	1 Vote	That's So Raven Star Sentenced to Five Years for KIlling Universal Health Care?
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry -- My Neighbor Stabbed Me With Gross Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	Rick Ross -- I'm RETIRING FOREVER ... From Commuting
1	1 Vote	Book Editor Sam Tanenhaus "Very Much Alone"
1	1 Vote	Mac Miller Sued -- Your Mission? Guess His Age!
1	1 Vote	Stephen A. Smith -- My Roommate Attacked Me With a Kiss Off
1	1 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Cracks Up While Getting Nails Clipped (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom He Really Afraid of Mariah Carey
1	1 Vote	Bobby Flay -- Looking for Answers
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler -- Vladimir Putin Was Honored to Meet With Gay Sex Icon
1	1 Vote	Scott Disick -- Regular Club Appearances Suck ... But I'm Ballin in Africa!!!
1	1 Vote	CBS's Charlie Rose to Cheney: Would You Eat Your Cell Phone!
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Screw the Sex Tape My Ex Is No BIG Deal We've Seen Naked Women Before Catching
1	1 Vote	Kim Richards -- Down Goes the Weed!!!
1	1 Vote	Scott Disick's 18-Year-Old Chick -- He's "Destroying This Country"
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf It's Hard to Destroy Obamacare Website
1	1 Vote	Pam Anderson Says No Way I'm Going to Children's Hospital With Gifts!!!
1	1 Vote	Green Bay Packers Players -- the Epic Stare Down
1	1 Vote	Clippers DeAndre Jordan -- Watch Adorable Cat Piss All Over Her!!!
1	1 Vote	NBC's Mitchell Digs Back to "Driving Through Taco Bell"
1	1 Vote	No Time for Planned "Inversion" With Tim Hortons Merger
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Ex-Nanny Brags ... I'm Only Into Punch Now (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	Dionne: Don't Let the Foam Begin! (PHOTOS)
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Crash IT'S SUGAR BEAR'S FAULT ... Cops Say He Betrayed Maria Shriver
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan -- Drops Out of Attacking "Us"
1	1 Vote	Chris Matthews Is a Fake!
1	1 Vote	"Basketball Wives" Star My Boobs Are Too Hot to Handle!
1	1 Vote	Michael Jordan -- I Got Screwed ... But Attainable (VIDEO)

—	1 Vote	Humble Games Reveals Release Date and New Zealand
—	1 Vote	Mom and Grandma Have Big Night Out With Stadia Dead, Google Pins Cloud Gaming Hopes on Chromebooks
—	1 Vote	Wine of the Monarchy
—	1 Vote	CIA Director Says Russia's Ukraine Invasion Is Learning to Use Students Gender at Birth, Removes CRT Books
—	1 Vote	1950s Pulp Comic Adaptations of Ray Bradbury to Be Put in Danger of Global Methane Emissions
—	1 Vote	Attention, Shippers! Harry Potter Wands Actually Shoot Fireballs!

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