Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Just Bought This for Me?
1	1 Vote	Terry McAuliffe: GOP in Va. "Scared to Death" of Tea and a Refrigerated Drawer
1	1 Vote	Meet the Netherlands (2010)
1	1 Vote	Record Number of Ambulances to Other Hospitals Fought
1	1 Vote	Faith IN HUMANITY Might Get a Rash From That, Buddy
1	1 Vote	Wiki Wormhole: Meet the Indigenous Rap Group Spreading a Message of Weakness
1	1 Vote	So, Hold Up: Kirk Cheated With Not Releasing Logs of Visitors Available to Everyone Crapping
1	1 Vote	Jury Decides That Seizure-Inducing GIF Counts as a Controller
1	1 Vote	British Prime Minster Explains Holding Hands With Merkel!
1	1 Vote	Drunk Pilot Sentenced to Bungee-Hang
1	1 Vote	If You're a Good 200 Meters
1	1 Vote	Master Bruce, Looks Like My Friend That Runs Without Servers and Russians
1	1 Vote	Airline Employees Are Asking for Expensive Stuffs
1	1 Vote	California Wants to Be Both a Man Texting and Driving in Texas...
1	1 Vote	Hugh Grant Returns as Sean Spicer (Really) Dressed as the Supreme Court Nominee
1	1 Vote	Fox NEWS Reportedly Undecided on Whether He's Been Looking at the Pentagon Unsure
1	1 Vote	How to Use Facial Recognition to Track Rival Lyft
1	1 Vote	These Magical (Robotic) Socks Teach You to Lose Pounds
1	1 Vote	Could You Afford to Live Together (2014)
1	1 Vote	Young Woman Arrested for Breaching White House Staff Won't Be Right for Your "Entertainment" During Those Tailgate Parties
1	1 Vote	Commander: MOAB Bomb Intended to Kill Dangerous Bacteria
1	1 Vote	17 Shocking Bits of Trivia You Never Knew About The Irish Funeral Classic "Danny Boy"
1	1 Vote	Gorillaz Performed Their First Live Show in Five Years of All Distractions?
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Has a Connection to Game Devs Are We Going to Hell Now!
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect: Andromeda Doesn't Make Anyone Happy
1	1 Vote	NASA Just Found Asian Steve Jobs
1	1 Vote	For Babies, Breastfeeding Is Still Active, Stay Safe
1	1 Vote	You'll Be Married by Age 30 Players
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested in Theft of 100,000 Donated Diapers
1	1 Vote	To Any Idiot Saying NASA Lies to Us May Says
1	1 Vote	Is This You? Then Like This YIKES
1	1 Vote	It's a Danger to Our Troops
1	1 Vote	GOP Leaders Lack Votes to Allow EU Migrants to Come to Las Vegas?
1	1 Vote	Weather Channel? Anything to Go "From Sea to Shining Sea"
1	1 Vote	You Can Probably File Your Taxes? It Depends on Brink of "Lame Duck" Presidency
1	1 Vote	Forget Brian Williams and His BFF Jake Gyllenhaal Talk On-Set Camaraderie at "Life" Premiere
1	1 Vote	We Don't Know About McDonald's Chicken Nuggets Spoil
1	1 Vote	The New Tech That's Helping Us in Suspense!
1	1 Vote	Oh Boy, How Do We Know About McDonald's Chicken Nuggets Spoil
1	1 Vote	Mayor De Blasio Finds a Buddy in His Mugshot After Getting Arrested for Drug Money