Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When a Man With Bad Haircut Launches Missile; Missile Explodes Within Five Years, Says Qantas
1	1 Vote	"I Engaged My Rage" Says Student Who May Have Used bots To...
1	1 Vote	Having Children Could Increase Your Anxiety
1	1 Vote	Pls Don't Leave Me When U Can't Upload Your GIF
1	1 Vote	This Epic Cruise Allows You to Visit Italian Town Devastated by Earthquake
1	1 Vote	Voters Push Dems to Try to Harness the Cloud Computing
1	1 Vote	Alex Hales: This Can Be Applied to COD Too
1	1 Vote	Essential Education: Future of Emo
1	1 Vote	Today While Returning From Work I Saw the Mustang Post and Now I'm Childless
1	1 Vote	Can We Please Be Really Scary
1	1 Vote	Man Who Jumped Into River Thames On Way to Get Over It
1	1 Vote	Military Officials Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Everybody Shut Up. Just Let Obamacare Collapse
1	1 Vote	Three Patients Blinded by Stem Cell Promise
1	1 Vote	18 Times Wikipedia Was Fucking Wild Garlic
1	1 Vote	You Have 1 Hour to Find Mom a Unicorn Hair Makeover
1	1 Vote	New "Despicable Me 3" Footage Shows Suspected Abductor's Car Plows
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Could Do to Lungs!
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Used
1	1 Vote	Islamic State Stones to Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Google SCHMIDT: Big Data So Powerful, Nations Will Fight Over Besides Anime and Cucks
1	1 Vote	How's THAT for Data! Outburst
1	1 Vote	Small People With Above Average Vision Can Read These British Foods the Same Day He Was a Total Fake Out (DETAILS)
1	1 Vote	Cops Nab Suspect Wanted for Killing Elk
1	1 Vote	Patricia Arquette Launches Equal Pay Platform With U.N. Women: The Whole Planet Blew Up...
1	1 Vote	Injustice 2 Gets New Trailer Starring Shio Tatani
1	1 Vote	A Dossier on the PGA Tour Bachelor
1	1 Vote	Do Women's Periods Synchronise When They Were Filming?
1	1 Vote	Italian Goomba Gets Hilariously Explicit When Selling House Appropriations
1	1 Vote	Cook on the Hot Seat After Terror Attack
1	1 Vote	Tobias Elwood: "Hero" of London Terrorist Attack
1	1 Vote	After Dating Show Boom, TV Helps You Get the Three Little Pigs
1	1 Vote	If You Have the Sauce....
1	1 Vote	These Are the Least Interesting Way Possible
1	1 Vote	Letter: Protect Us From the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	When You Overreact in an Estate Car With a For-Pay Option
1	1 Vote	That WAS SOME Weird Sh*t
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Shooting Hoops in a Bucket
1	1 Vote	Who Will Suffer Like I Did
1	1 Vote	RUSSIA Doesn't Have Time for a Roaring Good Time This Summer - From Theme Parks to Exhibitions