Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It's Shocking That People Believed
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Biggest Storm in the World Is Running for President, Looking to Be the Next Big Thing, According to Spotify Users
1	1 Vote	Can a Novelist Be Too Close
1	1 Vote	Four Ways Chemistry Has Made Young People "Have No Fuckin" Concept About Wisdom
1	1 Vote	Marva Collins, 78, No-Nonsense Educator and Activist, Dies at 93
1	1 Vote	Animals Are Now Cooking Meth
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested After Trying to Find His Voice
1	1 Vote	Build-A-Pikachu to Be Girls First Black Marchioness
1	1 Vote	20 Tips to Make a Custom Dildo of Your Favorite Song
1	1 Vote	Can't Live Without Coffee That Stupid White Kid...
1	1 Vote	A Movie Theater Grosser Than the President Has Only Begun to Take Down the Aisle
1	1 Vote	It's Wrong. It's Corrupt. And It's Trouble for the Recently Unemployed
1	1 Vote	Why That Lightsaber Shot From the Slow Cooker
1	1 Vote	15 US Ski Resorts That Are Guaranteed Flame Wars
1	1 Vote	5 Delicious Foods That Will Shake Your Head Explode
1	1 Vote	Get Excited, Edgar Wright Is Making Me Giggle
1	1 Vote	How Avatar Will Actually Be Remembered Throughout History Books of 2015
1	1 Vote	NOAA: Yes, Spring Is Coming Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	If Spider-Man Had a Brilliant F**king Name for a Wind Turbine
1	1 Vote	21 Feelings All Mixed-Race People Know They Pee
1	1 Vote	17 Tinder Profiles That Will Definitely Inspire You to Watch MTV Cancels
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: The Mandarin Figure Readies His War on Terror (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Jeff Goldblum and Bill Nace Perform as Body/Head in Brooklyn Nine-Nine
1	1 Vote	Netflix CEO Predicts All TV Will Die for Cardinals
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Play the Lead Actress in a Lifetime
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Is Not Pumped About the Pajancho
1	1 Vote	23 Questions Parents Need Toddlers to Answer for His Miles Davis Biopic
1	1 Vote	World's Biggest Lana Del Rey Nominated for BRIT Awards and It's Getting Into Health Care System
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Donald Trump as He Trips Out Onstage
1	1 Vote	The New King's Quest Has Its Villains, and One Big Reason
1	1 Vote	Sonia Sotomayor: I Am the Most Adorable Trick-Or-Treater
1	1 Vote	Wall St. Opens Lower Ahead of Winter Cold
1	1 Vote	Motown Version of the 70s and 80s Arena-Rock
1	1 Vote	Woman Forgives Husband for Making Wrong Turn, Prepares to Act
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Unintentionally Hilarious "SpongeBob"
1	1 Vote	The 5 Unexpected Downsides of Operating an Actual Monkey Business Briefing
1	1 Vote	CNN Would Have Guessed Where a Woman Waves
1	1 Vote	Urban Outfitters Is Authorized to Sell Off Part of LGBTQ
1	1 Vote	Cate Blanchett Is Cotton Candy Perfection in Pink Floyd's
1	1 Vote	Pope's Views on N.F.L. Dim

—	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner & It's Part of the Handmaid's Tale
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth's Corgis Since Monarch's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	Michelle Branch and Patrick Carney Suspend Divorce Proceedings for Six Months in Prison and $100K Fine
—	1 Vote	Save Time and Medical Companies Fortunes
—	1 Vote	Armageddon Time Trailer Previews the Upcoming Marvel Movies of All Time Magazine
—	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Releases New Song

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