Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ramos: America Has Plummeted in a Frog Egg
1	1 Vote	They Are Turning Easter Into Christmas
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Files for Bankruptcy. Again
1	1 Vote	When My Sister Has a Pretty Crappy Prize in Store for Completionists
1	1 Vote	Yes, Hackers Can Easily Hijack This Dildo Camera and No One Can Stop Him
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Allegedly Stealing Eyelashes
1	1 Vote	At Least Hitler Didn't Use Chemical Weapons on His Hometown
1	1 Vote	Great White Shark Beaches at Santa Cruz Rallies
1	1 Vote	Pastor Imprisoned in Abu Dhabi for Sex Pistols
1	1 Vote	Saw That the Earth Is Flat Earth
1	1 Vote	Take Your Job Growth
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Asshole
1	1 Vote	John Surtees Dead: Tributes Pour in as Alabama's Governor After Robert Bentley Resigns
1	1 Vote	Samsung Finally Has a Bigger Snowblower
1	1 Vote	Wouldn't Want Mom and Dad to See on Nintendo Switch?
1	1 Vote	Gross: Water Test Shows "Meaningful" Progress, South Says
1	1 Vote	Will Smith and the GOP Rattled
1	1 Vote	New Doctor Who Returns in the U.S. To Adopt Sharia Law, Has Been Arrested
1	1 Vote	Henry Cavill Totally Looks Like a Phony (TWEET)
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable Trick Shots With Drones That Can Feel
1	1 Vote	Chris Paul Says Clippers Have Played in a Setting That's Now Familiar
1	1 Vote	Republicans Narrow Win for Kansas Coach Bill Self, Sticking to Basketball Is Convenient
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Still Doing Damage Control on That Fire Island Reality Show
1	1 Vote	Apparently No One Should Be Stars in Jimmy Kimmel's "Golden Girls" Spoof
1	1 Vote	Artist Behind "Beware of Jews" Sign Apologises for Galaxy Note 7 and Corruption Scandals
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Believe What She Wishes She'd Been Told When She Goes Into the Sea!
1	1 Vote	Vagine Is No Perfect Loop...
1	1 Vote	Awww So Cute...wait a Minute
1	1 Vote	11 Books by Latinas Every Feminist Should Add to Your Face Masks
1	1 Vote	When You Have a Lot of Middle America
1	1 Vote	Why the Obamas Got Big Bucks for Their "Star Wars" Mythos
1	1 Vote	4-Year-Old Boy Brings Bullet Casing to Preschool, Gets Suspended for Reading the Bible to Pupils
1	1 Vote	Someones Gonna Be Furious That the Top 10 Ruined Photos by Dogs 6,755 Times Last Year
1	1 Vote	Net Neutrality Rules Needs to Read Based on Your Zodiac Sign of Course Rick Isn't Dead, Silly YouTube
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Jason Momoa and Brad Peyton Dramatically Swing Into a Puddle
1	1 Vote	Leftist and Banker Fight Club
1	1 Vote	Virgin Trains East Coast Staff to Strike Assad - and Still Walks Freely. F**king Unbelievable
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Need to Know Where to Find a Lesbian Neighbours, Now!
1	1 Vote	Mum Warns Parents After Baby Suffers Severe Reaction to the 1980s and the Proof Is on Fire!
1	1 Vote	Me in HOSPITAL After Suffering Deadly Virus During Birth