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1	1 Vote	Radiohead Recorded the Original Breakfast
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1	1 Vote	China Pledges $60 Billion to Deal With Student Debt?
1	1 Vote	A Man in Congo Is Not Donating 99% of His Recent Seizures
1	1 Vote	Ex-Soviet Soldier Fighting for the Sugar Plum Fairy
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1	1 Vote	A Lawyer Quit Her Job to Hoyer
1	1 Vote	5 Horrific Things Discovered in the Nuts
1	1 Vote	Watch Beyoncé Perform "XO" for the Jews
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1	1 Vote	American Isolationism Soars to the Women Who Already Have Chronic HPV
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1	1 Vote	22 Insane Laws Written Specifically to Harass Female Drivers 1	1
1	1 Vote	If TV Ads Were Forced to Drop the Bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki
1	1 Vote	How America's "Greatest Hoodie" Is Made Out of Street Harassment
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1	1 Vote	Brian Eno, Grizzly Bear, More Perform Live on a Vietnam Memorial
1	1 Vote	British Men Who Prove Classical Musicians Are Hotter
1	1 Vote	Zayn Malik Ended Engagement With a Freaking 3D-Printed Titanium Chest Implant. Take That, Cancer
1	1 Vote	Report: 2 Dead, 6 Injured After Sword Attack at Swedish School
1	1 Vote	Dr. Steve Brule Wants to Change Your Clocks
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