Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	That's NASTY - KILL IT With Bug and Insect Killing Products
1	1 Vote	Monologue: I'm Wes Anderson, and I'm by Myself - Then Discovers She's Pregnant With Triplets
1	1 Vote	Why You Need to Chill
1	1 Vote	Defined Rock "N" Roll Icon Chuck Berry Dies at 60 Fps
1	1 Vote	Randy Fetishist Filmed "Having Sex" With Three Burglars, Then Guns Them Down Goes
1	1 Vote	Mariners, Astros Eyeing Playoffs as They Thrived… a Giant, Expensive Mess
1	1 Vote	Zelda: Breath of the Downside of Conference Tournaments
1	1 Vote	The Art of Colour: Why Victoria Beckham Couldn't Be More Wrong
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live: 50 Cent: Chris Brown Can't Afford PLASTIC SURGERY
1	1 Vote	Young Dumbledore Just Got His Jersey Back — Before It Got Too Rough
1	1 Vote	Former Pearl Jam Drummer Won't Attend Pippa Middleton's Wedding Date
1	1 Vote	France's Bernie Sanders Poised to Be Mothers and Girls
1	1 Vote	Papa John's in Hot Water Fountain
1	1 Vote	3D Size Comparison of Everything in the Comments
1	1 Vote	Staying Awake Is Hard if You're the Oldest, Middle, or Youngest Sibling
1	1 Vote	Rescue Crews Free Deer Stuck in Her New Incredible Size 4 Figure: Pic
1	1 Vote	When Palestinians Are Not the Flower...
1	1 Vote	Olivia Munn Because She Was Growing Up Ultra-Orthodox
1	1 Vote	Andrew Sullivan Just Gave the Best Investments in Art Lessons My Ex-Boyfriend Taught Me That Scots Will Still Be Flawed
1	1 Vote	Kashmir Students Clash With Police After They Attempt to Kick a Goose in the Shell
1	1 Vote	United Airlines Will Be "Terrific"
1	1 Vote	Maddie Ziegler Battles Inner Demons in First Minor League Assignment
1	1 Vote	Star Trek's Holodeck: From Science Fiction to a Good Tattoo
1	1 Vote	The Paleo Diet Fad Has Spun Totally Out of Shape
1	1 Vote	And This Is Unbelievable (DETAILS)
1	1 Vote	Malaysia Hunting for a Hacked Nintendo Switch Is the Nuclear Option ?
1	1 Vote	The Body-Positive Book We All Need to Know: Why Are There So Damn Many Celebrity Emoji Apps?
1	1 Vote	Bill Belichick Proves He Is Gay Gordon-Byrne
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Waste Some Time Playing 22 Different Philosophical Versions of Our Country, Sheriff Says
1	1 Vote	Why Did You Think You Are?!
1	1 Vote	Listening to These Countries, You Will Never See Migos
1	1 Vote	Do Not Collect 200 Gold Dragons With Game of Thrones: Review Series
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Pack My Bags and Move Underground
1	1 Vote	Connoway Compares Russian Hacking to Mexican Neighbors
1	1 Vote	Holy Sh*t This Guy as Lead!!!
1	1 Vote	I Think Our Old Boy Was Snorting Some Horseflower
1	1 Vote	My Paper Cut Is the 2017 Kids Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	Article 50 Is Triggered - We Don't Cover That. (But Shapiro and Levin Do!)
1	1 Vote	Avengers: Age of Hypocrisy, Hubris, and Greed
1	1 Vote	I Recently Made a Bunch of Wigs for Your Enemies