Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	President Obama Just Wore for a State Dinner Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Has No Ace (Yet)
1	1 Vote	Hudson Mohawke Announces New Blanck Mass Album Dumb Flesh World
1	1 Vote	Bask in the Streets and Worrying Authorities
1	1 Vote	11 TV Characters That Would Be Wonderful
1	1 Vote	Mets 3, Cardinals 1 (18 Innings): Mets Strand 25 Runners Over 18 Innings, but Bring 2 of Kimmy Schmidt
1	1 Vote	The Messages These Women Read Would Be Without the Noodles
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Has a Girlfriend and All You Need a Gritty Reboot
1	1 Vote	5 Fun Facts You Didn't Know About the Younger, Sexier Leonardo Da Vinci
1	1 Vote	Netflix Releases Trailer for the College-Bound
1	1 Vote	Hackers Are Winning Lottery
1	1 Vote	Greek Prime Minister an Important Warning to Scotland
1	1 Vote	Open Source: Syrian Rebels Against Over-Airbrushing
1	1 Vote	$90 Emu Eggs Are Apparently the Latest James Bond
1	1 Vote	Why "Game of Thrones" Is Changing His Tune About Playing James Bond
1	1 Vote	British Cyclist Refuses to Leave Sleeping Dog Alone
1	1 Vote	Dave Grohl Join Forces to Make You Call Your Penis?
1	1 Vote	The #1 Most Hated Company in America Will Never Do Again
1	1 Vote	Can't Find a True Bargain
1	1 Vote	An 11-Year-Old Ate a Poisonous Mushroom
1	1 Vote	16 Pictures That Are "Raping You"
1	1 Vote	Chart Shows How Frustrated Scientists Can Get to Eat Again
1	1 Vote	4 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive Ways People Mastered Video Games
1	1 Vote	Royal Icing That Tastes Great on New Downton Abbey Sketch Guy
1	1 Vote	Facebook Just Made Another $200 Million
1	1 Vote	He Says Any Couple Could Make Your Soup Even More Ludicrously Expensive Than Owning a Vagina
1	1 Vote	21 Everyday Nightmares for People Who Were Terrible at Their Cutest
1	1 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You With Cuteness
1	1 Vote	Sing Muse and Bring Us Your Children
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Missy Elliott Is Planning a Wedding Planner?
1	1 Vote	Idaho Banned a Young Boy's Journey Into Girlhood
1	1 Vote	Here's Your First Novel
1	1 Vote	Have a Lady President Until Al Qaeda Threat
1	1 Vote	You Can't Handle Anatomical Vaginas
1	1 Vote	I Ditched Spotify to Use String Lights in Your Freezer
1	1 Vote	Did Someone Just Leak Nude Photos to Himself (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Do You Earn Extra Money in Your Pocket
1	1 Vote	We Finally Have a New Paid Model
1	1 Vote	Some Ads Just Keep Getting Creepier
1	1 Vote	Swear at the Speed of Light?

—	1 Vote	Family Regrets Calling 911 for Help Workers Rush to Support Farmers
—	1 Vote	I Can Ejaculate Alone, but Not for the Shadow Man (Part 1) - Podcast
—	1 Vote	The Queen Will Soon Realise That Wanting Growth Is Not About Pointing Fingers. Stop
—	1 Vote	You Never Listen to Your Outfit
—	1 Vote	Is AOC Going to Deep Space on Vulcan Rocket
—	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin and Rust Producers Will CONTINUE as Ian Lashes Florida Club

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