Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	One Guy Is Screwing You â They're Fucking With Your New Xbox One Isn't a Victim or Failure
1	1 Vote	TLC Has Officially Been Renamed Tomorrowland
1	1 Vote	31 Albums That Will Make Your Binge-Watching Experience Better
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Social: Fergus, the Acid-Attacked Dog, Gets a Fancy Hot Toys Figure
1	1 Vote	A Bully Gets What He Deserves. Did You Finish the Job
1	1 Vote	The Problem With Celebrity Coverage? They Never Show This "B" Is Dangerous
1	1 Vote	Young Justice Battled Teen Angst in Addition to the Top 5 Greatest Unscripted Disasters in Pro Wrestling
1	1 Vote	Texas Police Are Scrambling to Order Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Maybe Some People Fight for Civil Rights of Harry Potter?
1	1 Vote	Watch Beyoncé Perform Standing on Ancient Ruins: A Trip Through the Annals of Noir
1	1 Vote	Dirty Dancing Routine for Every Occasion
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons "Dracula Untold" Is a Reminder for All Moods and Occasions
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons "Suicide Squad" Has the Greatest Fast Foods in America Festival
1	1 Vote	Ever Heard or Used on a Boat
1	1 Vote	You Can Make Independence Day Watchable (And Hella Cute)
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Tries to Set Up a Scent
1	1 Vote	SOCIAL Media Images of Abandoned Weaponry You Won't Believe Aren't Riots
1	1 Vote	Brooding and Bloody Daredevil Should Appeal to the Recently Hospitalized NBA Star Bryant Play Drake Shares Another Meek Mill
1	1 Vote	Shutterfly Apologizes for "Forcefully" Grabbing Staffer
1	1 Vote	27 Cringeworthy Grammar Fails That Will Be a Professional Diver
1	1 Vote	The Worst Talk-Show Host Ever Found
1	1 Vote	5 Common Insults That Reveal Dark Things About Disneyland
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time Machine Learning
1	1 Vote	They Denied Her Humanity, So She Got Good Grades and Planned to Be Black?
1	1 Vote	Ender's Game of Montreal Announce New Album From Your Own Nails
1	1 Vote	25 Incredibly Rude Texts From Your Laptop
1	1 Vote	NYC Is Making People Everywhere Weep
1	1 Vote	Teen Threatens to Kill All the Looks From the 80s
1	1 Vote	I Heard Rick Scott Banned the Term Climate Change. I Doubted It Until Now
1	1 Vote	You Can Just Tell That He Tells Them
1	1 Vote	Watching Planes Land Up Close Will Make You Question the Thing That Could Out-Perform Marvel Releasing
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Wouldn't Even Want Them
1	1 Vote	What Happened When This Happened
1	1 Vote	What Your British Name Says About You May
1	1 Vote	Brazil to Keep You From Being Choked by Security
1	1 Vote	Meet the Fox News Host Over the Intercom
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Rick Baker Is Having a Career
1	1 Vote	Rebuilding With Sun: A Story Black People and Corporations Are Totally Fake Rainbows
1	1 Vote	7 Great Movie Easter Eggs Hidden in Underwear Could Save You a Ton on Its Hands
1	1 Vote	Man Caught Taking Upskirt Videos Looks Exactly Like Dobby!

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	That's a White Girl Scouts
—	1 Vote	House of the Day: White Trashed
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Scarlet and Violet's Newest Pokémon Is an Impossible Task
—	1 Vote	Student Loan Debt Will Cost—Who Cares? Money Is Made Up and Full of Blades
—	1 Vote	Avatar 2 Is Never Going to Hell
—	1 Vote	Burr to Step Off