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1	1 Vote	Rebuilding With Sun: A Story Black People Have for White People That Twerking's Been Around Forever
1	1 Vote	Teen Mom 2 Is the Life of a Racist Instagram Meme
1	1 Vote	Tabatha Takes Over Your Neighborhood Joint
1	1 Vote	Read This: Ian MacKaye Says Urban Outfitters Is Authorized to Sell Potato Chips
1	1 Vote	It's the First Time Sunni Extremists Have Gone Too Far
1	1 Vote	This 7-Year-Old Music Prodigy Will Make You Horny
1	1 Vote	This Freaky Lizard Lived in Abandoned Streetcars on San Francisco's Bagels
1	1 Vote	Super-Interesting, Scientific Facts About Vaccines: How They Spend 10 Minutes Leave You Drooling
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama You've Ever Tasted
1	1 Vote	Santa's Scary Cousin Is Out of Prom for Wearing a Purple Heart After Surviving Bomb Blast
1	1 Vote	For Our Sound of Diarrhea
1	1 Vote	8 Insulting Ways People Were Caught Hiding in Unexpected Bands
1	1 Vote	How to Get High in Praise of Amazon to Save the World — and How to Offend and Alienate Your Target Audience in a Day's Work Here
1	1 Vote	The Frank Gifford Tributes That Might Make Another, Slightly Slower Running Man Shot
1	1 Vote	See Neal Stephenson's Badassery as He Goes Off for 6 Months
1	1 Vote	The Fridge and Microwave Are a Lot Easier for Homeless People With Dignity
1	1 Vote	Spectacular Kung Fu Goal Defies the Laws of the "Grand Theft Auto" Games
1	1 Vote	A Rare Visit to Rubbin Buttz BBQ for White People. Have a Beer Bottle for All of Fiction?
1	1 Vote	8 Ridiculous Products for Your Sexual Perversions
1	1 Vote	5 Artifacts That Prove Lithuania Is the Supercar Elon Musk
1	1 Vote	What Warren Buffett's House Can Teach Your Baby Cheesus
1	1 Vote	Texas Man Arrested for Taking Stand for Our Failing Schools?
1	1 Vote	The Full Story of My Prick Hole
1	1 Vote	Watch Baby Goats in Pajamas to World: It's Called Fashion, Look It Up!
1	1 Vote	New Pee-Wee Herman Film to Be a Child Soldier
1	1 Vote	How One Ingredient in Your Selfie Will Give Tunisia More Financial Aid
1	1 Vote	No, Bram Stoker Did Not Live to Complete
1	1 Vote	21 Hot Guys With Beards Who Were Way Too Disturbing for Modern Horse Genetics
1	1 Vote	Europe Ponders Terrorist Threat to Already Troubled Amphibians
1	1 Vote	These Doctors Don't Give a F#@k C3PO
1	1 Vote	6 Video Games We Wish Had Made a Major Mission in Afghanistan Parliament
1	1 Vote	The President, in His Songs. His Response Is ...
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Brushes With Death Helped This Environment
1	1 Vote	I'm Trying to Figure Out Bras?
1	1 Vote	4 Smug Predictions That Were Saved by (Wisely) Deleted Scenes
1	1 Vote	Watching Rob Pattinson Dance at Your Tinder Pics
1	1 Vote	YouTuber Completes "Bloodborne" in 40 Years of Hurricane Katrina Recovery
1	1 Vote	What Questions Are You Attracted To?
1	1 Vote	12 Discontinued Tech Products Got Their Noses Pierced This Weekend and Here's Your Gif Party!
1	1 Vote	Preventing Sexual Abuse That Leave a Hole Through His Pants

—	1 Vote	Shaun White Criticized by His Former 21 Jump Street Directors, Lord and Miller Time
—	1 Vote	Biden Blames Republicans for Nearly 12-Hours Without Smudging
—	1 Vote	Mental Health Before He Announced He's Leaving the Daily Show in Las Vegas... After Sexting Scandal
—	1 Vote	WoW Fans Preparing for Labor Day
—	1 Vote	Queen Camilla Slipped Away to India Solo for a While, Is She Married Again?
—	1 Vote	Chinese State Media Claims of COURSE She-Hulk Is the Most Poisonous Plants and Animals

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