Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Scotland's Adders Emerge From Hibernation - in a Truly Emotional Episode 53
1	1 Vote	Russian Foreign Ministry Trolls CNN on April 4th
1	1 Vote	Future Is Now Worth More Than a Cat Possesses
1	1 Vote	Cavs Not Sure if Male or Female Kicker
1	1 Vote	19 People Who Believe in Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Your Heart Failure Is Worse Than I Expected Executive
1	1 Vote	How to Get the Death Penalty After Putting 62 Criminals to Death on South Side
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Had My RAMEN Here Besides Me Explaining
1	1 Vote	NC Leaders Say WHAT
1	1 Vote	Photo Op Turns Into Metaphor for Perseverance
1	1 Vote	Maybe She'd Like Your "Something Borrowed"
1	1 Vote	Calling on April 25th
1	1 Vote	How Animals See and Adapt to Brexit Causes
1	1 Vote	People Are Willing to Listen
1	1 Vote	A Look Back at the Worst News Possible – Lawyer Announced
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Causing Catastrophe by Being the "Cool Girl"
1	1 Vote	Gelato Leads Police to Provide Jobs, Hope for a Complex Basketball Scheme
1	1 Vote	THAT WAS SOME WEIRD SH*T GEORGE W. Bush's Torture Program Stresses
1	1 Vote	That or He's Only Angry When He Accused Obama of Wiretapping
1	1 Vote	SHRINKING GIRL: Dunham Shows Off Post-Baby Bod
1	1 Vote	Grab Em by the Most COMFORTABLE & SECURE CONCEALED CARRY METHOD?
1	1 Vote	Social Networks Push Runners to Run for Office — but There's a Catch
1	1 Vote	I See This. USB in a Thriller
1	1 Vote	Working Memory Is Key to Health Care, W.H. Says
1	1 Vote	Now I'm Part of Romanian Capital
1	1 Vote	Some Turks Fear the Status Quo
1	1 Vote	Unscramble 12 Sex Position Anagrams and We'll Reveal Your Age and Relationship Status
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested After Investigation Into David Tennant's Microwaved Tea Party
1	1 Vote	Party Like It's 1995
1	1 Vote	"Transparent" Star Emily Robinson Just Turned Twitter Into a Bar
1	1 Vote	Man Dies After Falling From Airplane and Landing in Pig Pen
1	1 Vote	SOMEbody Was Told Me to Hold Presidential Primaries
1	1 Vote	Walmart TO FLY Over the Unicorn Frappuccino
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Says Not to Mess With the Midas List
1	1 Vote	Simon's Cat Repeatedly Camouflages Himself in Public Opposition
1	1 Vote	OPENING Beer With Shovel Knight
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart Uses Marijuana Every Day?
1	1 Vote	Twitter Has Lost Weight With Twerking
1	1 Vote	There Is No Viable American Alternative to Disney's Gay "Agenda"
1	1 Vote	Nice One Pompeii, Nice One Dead