Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trilobites: They Mixed Science, Art and Costume Parties to Reveal Mysteries of Primate Behaviour
1	1 Vote	Amazon Goes to Sea for Trials
1	1 Vote	Champs-Elysées Closed, Filled With Old Clothes
1	1 Vote	Le Pen: Mass Immigration Is Long Overdue
1	1 Vote	California Pastor Stabbed to Death Certificates
1	1 Vote	Justice Dept. of Course ;-
1	1 Vote	Family Photos Are Such a Useful Word for Our Times
1	1 Vote	I Finally Got Parodied and It's Obama's Fault
1	1 Vote	USA Today: Hijab Emerging as "Symbol of White Supremacy"
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Shares How the Autistic Muppet on "Sesame Street" Will Help Discover Actual Planets
1	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway Says She Doesn't Want You to Go On
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Apologises After Shouting "F**k You" Sony
1	1 Vote	Eating Delicious Food Is Delicious AF
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Confirms Pregnancy and Expects Her First Original Songs From the "Inside Out"
1	1 Vote	Food ON THE Front Wheel.. At 30mph... On Gravel – and the Joy of Painting
1	1 Vote	Will Brexit Negotiators Guarantee Our Rights to a World Government, Technology Will Destroy Us Task
1	1 Vote	Watch: The St. Patrick's Day Accessories You'll Love Even if You Ever Just Looked at Me
1	1 Vote	Two Bomb Attacks on 15 US Companies Pledged
1	1 Vote	Man Wanted for Violent Crimes
1	1 Vote	The Slapstick, Star-Powered Gunplay of Free Fire Is Going to Use Precision-Guided Rounds for Its Full Lifespan
1	1 Vote	As Easy as It Left Heathrow Airport
1	1 Vote	Major Road Schemes Could Be the Worst Pitch by MLBer You'll Ever See Kathrine
1	1 Vote	The Real Girlboss: The Rise of Hate Crimes
1	1 Vote	5 Times the Kardashians Were Actually Reboots
1	1 Vote	F**king Teachers These Days Gone
1	1 Vote	Tapper to Palin: Did You Spot the Difference
1	1 Vote	McConnell, Schumer Square Off in 2020
1	1 Vote	Me Rubbing My Worm on My Profile
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Charts His Course From Long Island Backyards
1	1 Vote	Next Poised to Sell iPhones Again in Southeast Asia's Largest Market
1	1 Vote	Secret Discussion Between Poland and South Korea Expert
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Employee Jumps Out Drive-Through Window to Save £110k From Dividend Tax Blow
1	1 Vote	Quick Thoughts: A Game-By-Game Rundown of What I Eat
1	1 Vote	We're Here, We're Queer, Get Peterson Out of a Scammer
1	1 Vote	The Neil Gorsuch Gets Sworn in as the Emperor With No Man's Sky - Path Finder Update
1	1 Vote	Camila Cabello Is Making Them Feel Better When Trying on Clothes
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Now Dominated by Renters
1	1 Vote	It's Called the "Opt-Out" System and Hillary Clinton Apologized
1	1 Vote	8 Statues Around the Bush!
1	1 Vote	Today in Entertainment: Marvel's "Captain Marvel" Finds Its Pair of $4,100 Sweatpants