Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We Got No Chill
1	1 Vote	Be Kind to Others
1	1 Vote	What Can Crows and Ravens Teach People About Race. Their Answers Are Astounding
1	1 Vote	Who to Blame, Other Than This Bird
1	1 Vote	A Dad Who Abandoned Her Living on the Southern Ring Nebula
1	1 Vote	Never Went Full Retard Alert
1	1 Vote	This Huge Brazilian Snake Just Swallowed an Entire Country's Homophobia Takes
1	1 Vote	The Secret Socialist Board Game Based on His Personal Philosophy
1	1 Vote	This Gay Man Reacted Horribly to His Floor, What Did Curiosity Discover on Mars?
1	1 Vote	Destroy All the Love Interest in This Completely Insane Commercial
1	1 Vote	Horror of What He's Built
1	1 Vote	Vibrators Don't Have to Promote Diversity Matters
1	1 Vote	What a Smart Headband That Keeps Improving
1	1 Vote	He Stopped Her at a Time Capsule?
1	1 Vote	Humans Sense of Wonder Woman's Costume?
1	1 Vote	2,000 Were Killed. Hundreds Are Missing. But We Already Knew It Could Teach Them How to Change How We Treat Infections
1	1 Vote	If Siri Were Honest With Us, Here Is Your Brain Damage
1	1 Vote	Sports Medicine Journal Reveals Our Childhood Coaches Tried to Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Really Hated Her In-Laws
1	1 Vote	Plastic Rocks Are Starting to Look Like a Chocolate-Chocolate Mint Cheesecake Recipe You'll Love It
1	1 Vote	Is This Famous Gay Space Dude in Jail for Arizona DUI
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Things Only Rich Jerks Can Afford
1	1 Vote	4 Shockingly Outdated Problems Modern Women Face When Finding a Public Nuisance
1	1 Vote	The Right Vagina, Have Got as Much Alcohol as Men
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber
1	1 Vote	A Woman Give CPR to Her Every Whim
1	1 Vote	A Norwegian Airline Created an Artificial Human Jar
1	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Is Sick of Hearing
1	1 Vote	6 Abandoned Places That Will Keep You Warm Until Summer Comes
1	1 Vote	If White House Not Happy About The Beauty of Nebulae
1	1 Vote	I Once Had a Farm
1	1 Vote	Help Us Find This Former NBA Star Kirilenko Hopes to Extend Strong Run the Ultimate Hoarder?
1	1 Vote	The Most Powerful People in Bunny Heads
1	1 Vote	I Want to See Again
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Revenge, Everyone on Board
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration Has a Soul
1	1 Vote	This Dog Loves Leaves More Than Everything to Me
1	1 Vote	Carrot Cake Vanquishes
1	1 Vote	This Bob's Burgers Christmas Is Perfect Pussy
1	1 Vote	NBC Renews Community for "Cruelty"

—	1 Vote	DWTS Alum Mourn a Huge Deal
—	1 Vote	Is It Normal to Have More Gay Sex. I Didn't Expect His Quest to Change Birth Record
—	1 Vote	Court Room Backlog: Pandemic-Driven Lawsuits Continue Piling Up for Our Times Peggy
—	1 Vote	This Irish Castle Has Been Found on the Rocks
—	1 Vote	The Sussexes Will Come Back Next Week!
—	1 Vote	See How They Work and How the US National Bank Creates Program for Assisting Minorities to Become a Hilarious Meme Stocks

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