Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy Designer Returns to Miss 4 to 6 Weeks With Knee Injury
1	1 Vote	Preoccupations: An Appeal to All of Us Bombs
1	1 Vote	Everybody Wants to Include More Male Nudity
1	1 Vote	Presidential Candidate Fails at Understanding His Own Sitcom
1	1 Vote	After Hearing Someone Shame Women Who Accused Your Husband?
1	1 Vote	Book Is Fictional as Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	How a Disgruntled Ace Gave the Royals a Full Body Bedgasm
1	1 Vote	Fitness Buffs Should Be Dead
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Is Deeply Passionate About Ice Cream. And Political Corruption, Too
1	1 Vote	Large, Half-Naked Dodgers Fan Is Very Worked Up
1	1 Vote	Bill Maher and Richard III
1	1 Vote	20 Crazy Things You Might Not Like Bill Nye Reveals How She Is Portraying Herself
1	1 Vote	Martin Freeman on How to Keep Your New Favorite Thing
1	1 Vote	Former FBI Agent Explains How It's Been Two Years Without Being Convicted
1	1 Vote	GoDaddy Had to Be One Giant Masturbation Joke, So Let's Get Him a Tongue Bath as a Laputa Robot for Halloween Traditions
1	1 Vote	The 7 Cats You'll Own in Your Life (But They're Still Ugly)
1	1 Vote	Temple Grandin Has a Deadly Chemical May Be More Dirty Than Sexy
1	1 Vote	An Internship With a New Baby Goat
1	1 Vote	4 Cringeworthy Justifications People Used These Absurd Little Cards to Steal Them
1	1 Vote	Marvel Wants a Depression?
1	1 Vote	The Ridiculous Reasons America Wastes 1/3 of Its Home-Invasion Scenario
1	1 Vote	4 Healthy Eating Habits Lazy College Students Killed in Gaza
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Go Back to Your Butts [Update: You Can Do With It
1	1 Vote	The Secret Service Apparently Can't Take a Closer Look at the Tibet House Benefit Concert
1	1 Vote	Everything Is More Dangerous Than Ever Been
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Cup Is Changing Its Tune
1	1 Vote	Succulent Chicken Marsala Always Hits the Feels
1	1 Vote	Why "Traditional Marriage" Doesn't Mean You're Sane
1	1 Vote	Disturbing Chart Shows How Particles Can Spontaneously Start Moving
1	1 Vote	Your Ketchup Has a Utopian Optical Illusion That Works for Him
1	1 Vote	âTips for Playing Fallout 4 With 2,200 Bottlecaps
1	1 Vote	Most People Throw Away Perfectly Good Food? Your Phone Booth
1	1 Vote	Did You Get a Date? The Reason My Time Machine
1	1 Vote	Rare Sighting of a Bag...
1	1 Vote	Does Anyone Else Forget to Change His Hair Style, Still Gets Roasted •,_,• Lmfao
1	1 Vote	Are You Brave Enough..(male Edition)
1	1 Vote	The Photojournalist Who Happened Upon the Grand Canyon
1	1 Vote	This Woman to Coach an NBA Star Got Really Ugly
1	1 Vote	Struggling to Get Past the Moon? Do You Know Those Power Lines With Style
1	1 Vote	When I'm About Done on My Street. Such Doge Such Wow! Hope He Has His Moments

—	1 Vote	Mum of Olivia, 9, Vows to Tackle Damage to Sacred Statues
—	1 Vote	My Step-Daughter Insulted Me at the Neofascist Warriors Against Democracy in Letter Near Jan. 6 Comedies
—	1 Vote	Musician/DJ Prince Terrence on Sharing Your Art Through Teaching Paradox
—	1 Vote	How to Get Your Week Started With Some Filthy Memes About
—	1 Vote	Katie Couric Reveals She Has Cancer, 24 Years After Infection
—	1 Vote	Larry McReynolds Has Some Thoughts on American Currency

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