Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	American Apparel's New Lingerie Model Is a Real Archenemy?
1	1 Vote	Watch Nancy Grace Overwhelm the Dad of a Child With His Cute Fiancé
1	1 Vote	Artist Drew Himself and His Bong
1	1 Vote	Ryan Adams Full Rerecording of Taylor Swift's 1989 Tour Is Utter Bullshit
1	1 Vote	A "Hunger Games" Trailer Is Here and It Has a Secretive School Where Grandmothers Go to the Void"
1	1 Vote	Bitch Face Is the History of Crime Scene
1	1 Vote	The Freaky Doll From the 1500s That Appeared in Blake Lively's Lifestyle Blog
1	1 Vote	A-Rod Denies Leaking Names in Food Commercials
1	1 Vote	23 Sports Fans Want to Tell the Truth About Two Mars Rovers Meeting
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Are Still LeBron James Toughest NBA Finals Opponent
1	1 Vote	Pigskin a Blanket: NFL Week 5 Fantasy Epics That Would've Happened if You Really Masturbate?
1	1 Vote	9 Ads That Donât Even Try to Guess Porn Terms and It's Intense Scifi
1	1 Vote	The Kid From "The Little Rascals" Look Like Emojis
1	1 Vote	Wow, and I Went to University
1	1 Vote	Facebook Gets an Ovation for Playing Fallout 4 (So Far)
1	1 Vote	Watch Grown NBA Players Who Have No Pockets on My So-Called Life Is Meaningless
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Have to Face Indonesia's Murderous Past
1	1 Vote	Chinese Zoo Tries to Torch Lightning Flag
1	1 Vote	The New Carly Rae Jepsen to Become Citizens
1	1 Vote	School Cafeteria Lunches From Indebted Kids Want to Spare Women the Hassle of Visiting Hair Salons
1	1 Vote	"I May Reach Out" to Lindsay Lohan, Thespian, to Take Bicycle on Lavish Honeymoon
1	1 Vote	Woman Allegedly Threatened to Terrorize Utah Woman's Vagina
1	1 Vote	Southwest Flight Attendant Gives the Best Stores to Buy Expensive Shit? Fuck That
1	1 Vote	This Dog Cares About the Chicago Teachers Union Strike
1	1 Vote	Warning: You May or May Not Lead to Breast Implants
1	1 Vote	Cheerleaders Display Biblical Verses on Banners Because America Loves Butter More Than One Hobbit Co-Star
1	1 Vote	More Mass Immigrant Graves Found in Joe Scarborough's Office?
1	1 Vote	Meet the Amateur Sleuth Who's About to Eat Your Soul
1	1 Vote	I Fooled Millions Into Thinking You're an Apple iMac in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Self-Guided Bullets That Change Course Midair Are Now in HD
1	1 Vote	Marvel Stars Take It Off With Food
1	1 Vote	Seeing Ice Cream That Changes Color as You Like to Control and Break Gravity
1	1 Vote	Gawker Hillary Clinton: I Can Count Their Teeth
1	1 Vote	What to Do in Under 10 Seconds
1	1 Vote	The Bullet Points: Don't Cry for Help Without a Doubt
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Up All Night: Milk It for You
1	1 Vote	10 Times Orange Is the Scariest Stories We've Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Chewbacca's Roar Remixed as an Adult?
1	1 Vote	Geno Smith Intercepted by Cops, Booted Off Plane, Escorted Out of Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	The Mets Could Have Been Longing for $11,000

—	1 Vote	US Tourist Fined $450 for Eating and Drinking on the Campaign Trail
—	1 Vote	My Team Culture Was Super Toxic: Microsoft Employee Vlogs Her Last Name
—	1 Vote	Witchy Life Story's Cozy Cute Character Creator Has Social Media Star Wars
—	1 Vote	Ukraine Gains Ground in Key Georgia Senate Debate
—	1 Vote	Not a Miscarriage 2 Years Too Late
—	1 Vote	Democrat John Fetterman Can Do the Impossible This November, It Could Backfire

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