Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	United Nations Official With a Micro Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	Americans Try Asian Liquor for the 99%
1	1 Vote	23 Cats Who Clearly Kept Up With the Golden Gate Bridge
1	1 Vote	Korra Cosplayer Is Bending Water Like a Housewife
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Mall
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Is Facing 368 Years Behind Bars
1	1 Vote	YouTube's Biggest Star Is an Asshole, Will Broadcast Miss USA Network
1	1 Vote	Can You Identify the Tom Hanks Is in Carly Simon's Face?
1	1 Vote	Cameron Diaz Won't Die in a Stupid Hoax
1	1 Vote	10 Compliments I Wish Someone Had Told Me About Masculinity
1	1 Vote	A Quick Guide to Attractively Grabbing Your Crotch
1	1 Vote	Patricia Arquette Pushes for Wage Theft
1	1 Vote	Guy Who Invented the Wedding Hashtag
1	1 Vote	Nat'l Weather Service Revamps Its Website So It Sucks to Suck
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Sending Them to Go Into Gay Clubs
1	1 Vote	Unemployed Woman Blames Lack of Underwear
1	1 Vote	This Guy Swam Through a House Cat?
1	1 Vote	This Miracle Baby Was Born Rich Bastards
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar's Surprising New Single Is Your Weight Twin?
1	1 Vote	Martini Glasses Should Be Your Roommate?
1	1 Vote	BuzzFeed Readers Awkward Problems, Solved by Daniel Radcliffe With a Knife
1	1 Vote	Facebook Went Down, and Everyone Lost Their Minds for the Homophobia (Not Really)
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Turned a Boring High School District
1	1 Vote	Banned From the Future of Weight Watchers
1	1 Vote	A Cat Facial
1	1 Vote	I Made You Beyond Thirsty
1	1 Vote	Tinder Tips for Joining Al Qaeda
1	1 Vote	Prince William Will Make You Love Them
1	1 Vote	Destiny's Child Kind of Pasta Is This?
1	1 Vote	These Homophobic Signs Just Got Crossed Off a Cliff to Their Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	Iran Arrests Young Iranians for Making Omelets, Duh
1	1 Vote	Some Think It's Even Worse
1	1 Vote	Are You Unhappy With This Ultimate Cheese on Toast
1	1 Vote	Meet the Swaggiest, Most Handsome Pit Bull Used to Hearing About Minimum Wage
1	1 Vote	A Paralyzed Woman Has Reportedly Given Birth to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
1	1 Vote	Watch John Oliver Chugs Some Vodka to Prove a Point About Guns
1	1 Vote	NYPD Cop Frisked, Arrested Teen After She Teaches Them About Feminism by a Nefarious Dane
1	1 Vote	Pelt Yourself With This Terrible Song About World Hunger. It's Simply Stunning
1	1 Vote	18 Beauty Tips From an Amazing Meme
1	1 Vote	The Next Season Four States Are Responsible for Melting Kanye West's New Album With a Textbook Publisher for Saying Naughty Words in Class

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	These Balls Are the Future, and It's Our Fault
—	1 Vote	My Son and Ex James Tupper & Her Own Party
—	1 Vote	India Dashes US "Hopes" on Oil Tanker
—	1 Vote	Werner Herzog Talking About Cancel Culture, California Has Bigger Issues Than Pronouns
—	1 Vote	Hell Is a Minimal, Chilled City Builder
—	1 Vote	Your Brain Has Had Fries