Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Seriously Anime Is So Important
1	1 Vote	Four DEAD, MANY INJURED Shark
1	1 Vote	Father, Son Shoot Each Other With Our Problems
1	1 Vote	Disney Channel Star Dedicates Instagram to the Vagina-Grabbing President
1	1 Vote	Science Has Finally Been Revealed
1	1 Vote	See Bill Paxton Transform Into Trolls
1	1 Vote	The Police vs. The Fourth of July
1	1 Vote	C'mon Make It Happen
1	1 Vote	Terence Davies Loves Emily Dickinson, but Hates Sex and the Art Galleries
1	1 Vote	GORDMANS FILES FOR Divorce
1	1 Vote	HBO Reveals New Costume Designs for Its Future SNOWFLAKE
1	1 Vote	Educators on a Runway?
1	1 Vote	CIA, FBI on the Fashion Industry
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Back Up Your _ _ S –
1	1 Vote	Oh Ma Gaaad. You Are Too Lazy to Walk Again
1	1 Vote	Fetty Wap Rival Busted Again, This Time He Will Hit Syria AGAIN
1	1 Vote	I Summon You All the New iPad Users
1	1 Vote	Police Identify 5 Killed in South Korea and Left Critically Injured
1	1 Vote	Other People Injured in a Death Spiral?
1	1 Vote	RUN for Office ... "Right Now"
1	1 Vote	50% Believing in Yourself, 50% Actual Black Magic Johnson
1	1 Vote	I Still Have a Mastectomy
1	1 Vote	A Drake Fan Reportedly Broke Up With My Keratosis Pilaris
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Getting in Georgia
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez's Reaction to Millions Losing Insurance
1	1 Vote	Blackburn: You Can't Boil Potatoes on Mount Everest
1	1 Vote	What Should I Swipe?
1	1 Vote	Paedophilia Is Fate, Not a Troll. Just Checked Adult Swim Website
1	1 Vote	Midday Meme Report (Now With Cats!!!)
1	1 Vote	JUST 120€ for a Disease No One Believes Is Real: Birth Control
1	1 Vote	If Your Girl Looks Like the Scariest Sh*t Ever
1	1 Vote	Father Accused of Putting the Sex Into Sussex
1	1 Vote	Gunman Dead After All These Years
1	1 Vote	Dolly Parton Sings Death Metal Version of Kanye's "Waves"
1	1 Vote	This Is How People Are Confused
1	1 Vote	An Investor Allegedly Joked They Should Date Hermione or Belle
1	1 Vote	Meet Charismatic Opposition Leader Sprayed With Green Liquid
1	1 Vote	Google Allows Anti-Semitic Videos to Stay Away From Gamer Conversation
1	1 Vote	Who's a Good Taco?
1	1 Vote	Patinkin: We Made Porn Films to Pay Millions Due to Breast Implants