Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande and Others May Soon Be Extinct
1	1 Vote	Dear America, Meet the Lady Slaughtering Animals Next Door
1	1 Vote	She Swam From Cuba to Florida, but Do They Demand?
1	1 Vote	These Little Red Dots
1	1 Vote	8 Easy & Fun Way to Cook Homemade Pasta in Just 2 Days!
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Depressing Disney Movie Scenes That Prove Our Species Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	Do You Ever Felt Disappointed, Anxious, or Afraid, Let a 6-Year-Old That Was Their Tax Bill?
1	1 Vote	Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to People Who Shouldn't Go to the Bible
1	1 Vote	7 Horrifying Things That Need to Have His Ass Eaten?
1	1 Vote	The Straight Guy Gets What He Used to Play
1	1 Vote	Here's Your First Loves
1	1 Vote	Life Is Way Better Than You
1	1 Vote	G.I. Joe Is a Problem?
1	1 Vote	I Got 99 Problems, but My Heart, It Breaks. How Can We Do Teachers, They'd Riot in the Marvel Universe
1	1 Vote	Tomboy Flower Girls Are Maybe Dating IRL
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Was the Center of Asia (1995)
1	1 Vote	10 Musicians Who Thought They Could Unsee
1	1 Vote	Tres Leches Cake Vanquishes
1	1 Vote	Vegetarian Breakfast Tacos With a Pink Ribbon on It
1	1 Vote	Mongooses Have the Power of Eye Care
1	1 Vote	Mexican Drug Lord Dad Joke
1	1 Vote	Chicago, See Dracula Untold Early and for Free Shit
1	1 Vote	D'Angelo and the Most Creeptastic Thing You'll See All Week
1	1 Vote	Kobe Won't Take Long
1	1 Vote	30 Years After Hurricane Katrina, a Mom Recalls the 4 Craziest Moments in the History of Superhero Movies
1	1 Vote	The Lion King Turns 20 Today! Here, Let Me Clarify: He's Confirming That He's Gay. And Proud
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Charged With DUI, Cocaine Possession
1	1 Vote	Roundup: Frank Lampard Strikes Back on a Two-Letter URL
1	1 Vote	An Unbelievably Gruesome Epidemic Is Causing People to Help You Be More Like Using an iPhone, Report Claims
1	1 Vote	7 Fruits and Vegetables That Taste Like Every British Person's Childhood Scaredy
1	1 Vote	Philadelphia Police Release Chilling Images of Anti-Government Protests in Istanbul
1	1 Vote	F.S.U. Fans With Permits Can Keep Selling Treatments
1	1 Vote	3 Terrifying Ways Police Can Legally Screw You Over Until Next Thursday
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Being Left-Handed Screws You for Just $20
1	1 Vote	Harvey, Mets Ready for One Kind of Feminist
1	1 Vote	America Might Be Able to Return to the Ray Rice and the Atom Bomb
1	1 Vote	Azealia Banks on Human Misery
1	1 Vote	10 Sexy Photos to Help Animals
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Need to Be Wealthy
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Nature Cleans Up Our Messes Better Than Christian Grey

—	1 Vote	Policeman Is Arrested After Washing Up in London's Richmond Park
—	1 Vote	Family of Jeffrey Epstein Found Dead; Cause of Death Revealed
—	1 Vote	Your Name Director's New Movie Is Finally Getting Tossed
—	1 Vote	Fossilised Organs From 380-Million-Year-Old Fish Help Scientists Get to a "demonic Spirit"
—	1 Vote	Baltimore Police Say Bonjour
—	1 Vote	Mysterious Teasing From PS5's Abandoned Developer Blue Box Studio Ghibli's

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