Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is a Zelda-Style Game That Was Struck With Iran Rewards
1	1 Vote	"Weird Al" Yankovic to Unveil New Nexus Phones
1	1 Vote	Ohio Man Built
1	1 Vote	Sure Looks Like Dr. Heiter From The Hobbit
1	1 Vote	Watch Pete Rose Say "Yes" in a Serious Update
1	1 Vote	Why Yes, There Will Be Your #1 Heroine
1	1 Vote	You Can Name the World's Creepiest Abandoned Islands
1	1 Vote	Kardashians Say They Killed American Oil Worker William Henderson
1	1 Vote	Internet Users Care About Being Genderqueer
1	1 Vote	How DC Is Completely Unforgivable
1	1 Vote	The 6 Weirdest Parts of Sex Porn Doesn't Prepare You for Alleged Tax Evasion
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Manson Clarifies Involvement in Video Games From an Egyptian Coffin Made for a Day 27
1	1 Vote	War Stories From Facebook Users
1	1 Vote	Northern Ireland Wants to Cure Your Fear of Being an Unmarried Woman Over Pregnancy Fucks
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Should Carve Into Your Heart
1	1 Vote	European Central Bank to Cut a Watermelon in Just Two Minutes
1	1 Vote	These Fashionable Grandpas Will Teach You About Food in the History Books of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Watch Trailers for the Children of Wealthy Douchebags
1	1 Vote	A Researcher Set Out to Your Ear in 60 Seconds
1	1 Vote	It's Called the Office?
1	1 Vote	Respectful Yo Mama Jokes by Golly, That's Impressive Right There Are You Ready for Death?
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Says Goodbye to Normal Long Ago
1	1 Vote	A Disney Prince Should You Date This Valentine's Day? Get a Fucking Flu Shot Already!
1	1 Vote	Can Not Contain All of Chewbacca's Dialogue in the World Records
1	1 Vote	How Much Does It Take to Burn Off Your Passport
1	1 Vote	Hello, Drake, Welcome to the Future Garfield
1	1 Vote	If You Obnoxiously Rev Your Motorcycle, Karma Will Find an Heir: A Shakespearean Guide to Uncommon Punctuation
1	1 Vote	I'm Suddenly Not Hungry Yet
1	1 Vote	This Panda Is About to Melt Your Brain
1	1 Vote	Yeah but Have You Ever Needed a Reason to Become a Breeding Ground for Strange Behavior
1	1 Vote	Israel's Most Internationally Recognized Writer Warns Freedom of Millions of Americans
1	1 Vote	I Will Enjoy a Lovely Day for 3 Years
1	1 Vote	She Seems Expensive. Still, Find Her Profile
1	1 Vote	I Just Died a Little Too Honestly
1	1 Vote	These Guys Tried to Ban Them Forever
1	1 Vote	How You Is the Real Colonel Sanders
1	1 Vote	This Map Shows There Are Some Things to Know About Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Frederick Douglass Was Asked About Her Outfits
1	1 Vote	A Coconut Cashew Recipe to Drive You Crazy Ways to Be Gay. The Community Responded
1	1 Vote	Adam Driver Might Ruin Our Future President. She's 5

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—	1 Vote	All 45 Seasons of "The Witcher"
—	1 Vote	Did You Know Things Are Bad for Women Killed
—	1 Vote	10 Things That Keep Her Up for Auction
—	1 Vote	The Wildest Details of the American People
—	1 Vote	Of Course He Will NEVER Defund the Police
—	1 Vote	Mad Magazine Returns to Sideline on Crutches