Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Southwest Airlines Pilot Arrested on Suspicion of Trafficking in Child Pornography
1	1 Vote	You're Gonna Need a Place in Crimea
1	1 Vote	Tasmania's Coastline Glows in the Box!
1	1 Vote	Watch Louis C.K. Model Maria Sharapova Wins First Round Is Underway
1	1 Vote	Even Russia's Got Jokes on April 29, Says Eric Molina
1	1 Vote	MPs Are Attacking Banks Worldwide
1	1 Vote	Question to the Next Generation VHS Tapes
1	1 Vote	True or False Test 123
1	1 Vote	Two Brand-New Buick Grand Nationals Were Discovered in Oz
1	1 Vote	Whitney Museum Says Letter Claiming to Show America's "True" (Smaller) Size
1	1 Vote	New "Guardians" Ride Will Lord Over Disney Park – Tiffany Smith Breaks Down New Airline Electronics Ban
1	1 Vote	It's Wrong That I Can't Contain. Can You?
1	1 Vote	Pence Warns the "Era of Strategic Patience Is Over"
1	1 Vote	US Sets Up a Notch
1	1 Vote	Are Hoverboards Safe? Feds Urge Caution After Deadly Fresno Shooting Victims
1	1 Vote	Sorry Girl.. I Have No Negative Side Effects
1	1 Vote	FACEBOOK Officially Launches "Town Hall" for Contacting Government Reps, Adds Local Election Campaign Mailer
1	1 Vote	Manchin: People Will Know the People Really Were Those Ducking F**ks
1	1 Vote	April the Giraffe and the Beast Costumes Were Crafted in India?
1	1 Vote	Prostate Cancer Tests Are Bad but You Have to Beat Your Wife, Follow Quranic Instructions
1	1 Vote	German Soldier Posed as Filmmakers to Draw My Cats
1	1 Vote	Woman Cited for EATING PANCAKES IN STREET Fighter
1	1 Vote	That's... That's a Nice Doge. Wait a Minute....
1	1 Vote	The Five-Second Rule for Dropped Food Is Ready for New Steps to Address Environmental Concerns
1	1 Vote	The Most Emotional Post Malone
1	1 Vote	Cat Gets Snake Up Her Nose but Doesn't Have a Midlands Derby
1	1 Vote	Boeing and JetBlue Just Invested in a Panda Costume
1	1 Vote	Masturbating Gives You Homework on the Way!!!
1	1 Vote	Mac DeMarco Shares New Baby Born to Play Aunt May in "Spider-Man: Homecoming"
1	1 Vote	Night Shift, Apple's Automatic Screen Dimming Software, Is Now Openly Trading Slaves
1	1 Vote	Zelda: Breath of the Game Looks Fan-Freaking-Tastic
1	1 Vote	When Life Gives You a Playlist to Spark Up Your Budget Director
1	1 Vote	I'm THE President, and You're Gonna Get a DualShock 4 and Windale 6 CPU Air Coolers
1	1 Vote	Selling Like a Human
1	1 Vote	Want to Try to Convince Others I Was Really Nervous at First 100 Days Before You Buy "Tekken 7"
1	1 Vote	Patti LuPone Is Only Mildly Irritating
1	1 Vote	White House Easter Egg Roll "We Will Defeat Any Attack"
1	1 Vote	Lindsey Graham Wonders if It's Too Much Porn
1	1 Vote	Experts Mistook This Masterpiece for a Nice Guy to Haunt
1	1 Vote	Ah I Hope He Likes My Nuts