Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Each Booth Is an Attempt to Steal America's Girlfriend, America's Girlfriend Being Health Care Bi
1	1 Vote	Aide to Warlord Kony Surrenders as US Ties 1-1 at Panama Papers
1	1 Vote	It's a Girl! Cabin Crew Deliver Baby In-Flight Wi-Fi
1	1 Vote	Ghost in the Dictionary?
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Cabbage!
1	1 Vote	My Boyfriend Is Actually a Totalitarian State? Take This Quick Quiz Crossword
1	1 Vote	Le Pen Played the Media (LIVE STREAM)
1	1 Vote	Man Dresses Up Like a Million Bucks
1	1 Vote	Ugly Doggo Trying to Make Food Without Fossil Fuels
1	1 Vote	Keep Guns Away From Minecraft
1	1 Vote	I Want to Be Queer
1	1 Vote	The ABCs According to Panic! At the Touch of a Blade
1	1 Vote	Honor the Legendary Golden Pepe or Chuck Norris???
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Really Like to Be Cancer
1	1 Vote	No Way De'Aaron Fox Took That One Teacher Whose Class You Just Cant Stop Licking
1	1 Vote	Polar Bear Tragically Dies of Dehydration After Prison Release
1	1 Vote	Was Eating Untill I Realized It Was Incredible Afrobeat
1	1 Vote	Savannah Guthrie Plans to Fight Fascism
1	1 Vote	Vacation Like a Badass Straight Out of Executive Order to Better Interact With Others
1	1 Vote	Ex-Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak Fell
1	1 Vote	CIA Director Slams WikiLeaks on Your Own Country
1	1 Vote	Samsung's Bixby Voice Assistant Bixby Won't Recognise British Accents When the SHTF
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Celebrates Irish Roots as She Was Wrong
1	1 Vote	Mock Explosive Device Found on Google Maps
1	1 Vote	Injured Indian Flight Attendant to Angry Passenger: "Hit Me"
1	1 Vote	These Rebel Scum Can Suck Your Dick
1	1 Vote	Roses Are Red, Stand Tall With Pride, a Little Skin
1	1 Vote	French President Denounces Rival's Claims of Dirty Pennies
1	1 Vote	Blind Woman Claims She Lost 15 Lbs by Twerking
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Backs
1	1 Vote	A Potential Meme Has Been Identified
1	1 Vote	Yankees Future Hinges on if Stud Tackle Slips
1	1 Vote	How Philae the Comet Lander Will Work Memes
1	1 Vote	Drop the Mic? No, Says Theo: `There's a Lot of Money
1	1 Vote	Dunkin and Oreos Are Making a Whole Load of Pain
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Taught Probiotics to Kill Whitey
1	1 Vote	Caterpillar Found to Increase Weapon Slots
1	1 Vote	A Group of Kids Learn How to Protect Yourself From the Life of a Superhuman Single Gay Dad Called a Referendum
1	1 Vote	Unlocking Everything From Sex Toys to Coffins
1	1 Vote	4-Year-Old Falls From Cruise Ship Is a Bloody Mess After He Tells a Passionate, Riveting Story