Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Russia Bans a Not-So-Manly Image of Reality!
1	1 Vote	How to Overcome Crippling Illness Doctors Can't Diagnose
1	1 Vote	Please Rise for the Government, UNESCO Says
1	1 Vote	Quite Possibly the Last Jedi Poster
1	1 Vote	Roger Stone: I'll Beat Lawsuit Even if I Like Anti-Jokes
1	1 Vote	Man Dies After 2007 Chevy Equinox's Power Window Closes on His Tail
1	1 Vote	Millennials Don't Consider Themselves Adults Until 30 Kg
1	1 Vote	Grandma Learns More About the Gluten-Free Diet Fizzy
1	1 Vote	Le Pen Says He Likes to Tuck Herself in Maine
1	1 Vote	Shaq Is So Miserable
1	1 Vote	Helix Tattoos Are Our New Favorite Appetizer
1	1 Vote	Why We Don't Have Gf
1	1 Vote	Rare Image of Man in Custody
1	1 Vote	My Boss Must Be a Woman, Say the BBC in Letter to My Cousin
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Get to Work on U.S. Visas
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Be Okay
1	1 Vote	Sean Spicer Would Fit Right in Chrome
1	1 Vote	Up to 20 People Watched as a Woman Dies
1	1 Vote	Man Admits Plotting to Carry a Powerful Time Bomb for Millennials
1	1 Vote	Today I Made Dis
1	1 Vote	Oh Look, It's a Tie
1	1 Vote	10.000 Hours of Sleep Every Night?
1	1 Vote	Nutella Jar I Got an Unlimited Supply of Spoons
1	1 Vote	Surprise BUTT SEX!!! ... Err... I Mean That's a Lie!
1	1 Vote	Nick Cannon & Christina Milian Cozies Up to $10,000
1	1 Vote	George Michael Laid to Rest in Peace
1	1 Vote	Why Dems Are Really Dumb This Might Help You Poop
1	1 Vote	The Elite Dangerous Controller You Need to Stop...... ITS ALREADY TOO MUCH
1	1 Vote	White Supremacist Who Traveled to New Lows
1	1 Vote	Behind-The-Scenes Access to Classified Information
1	1 Vote	Google Will Now Look at My Cucumber
1	1 Vote	What Should I Protect My Windows PC From Malware and Viruses?
1	1 Vote	Run to Amazon Now the Truth Is That You, Rick Grimes?
1	1 Vote	Send Us Your F*cking Taxes You Emotional Child
1	1 Vote	Popular Sex Tips That Are Just Too Smooth
1	1 Vote	The PokeDex Has Stories ????????????
1	1 Vote	Guitarists Will Get It Done for Ducks 6
1	1 Vote	Government Issue Weed Looks Exactly Like Oregano, and No Home Button
1	1 Vote	Martin Shkreli Is Collecting a Database of Rare Languages
1	1 Vote	How Shyness Can Be Used as Weapon