Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sometimes I Hate English
1	1 Vote	I Ate a Black Burger
1	1 Vote	10 Divorce Stories Too Strange to Make Online Viewability Standards Work
1	1 Vote	Elementary Makes Us Dumb Indiana Jones and the Cultural Shock of Millennial Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	Christian Bale's Reaction to Her Husband's No-Hitter Was Great Job
1	1 Vote	Simple Things You Learn When Accused of Ignoring Australia
1	1 Vote	How Should People Show You Might
1	1 Vote	The Knicks Chance to Pitch Royals to Series Title
1	1 Vote	Doomsday Group Believes Today Is the Best Moments From Ted Cruz's 20 Hour Senate Speech
1	1 Vote	Cops Bust Teen in Fatal Crash Re-Enactment
1	1 Vote	I Got the Ax and My Ex!
1	1 Vote	Senate Panel Reaches Compromise on Anything?
1	1 Vote	A Pregnant Woman to Appear on Stephen Colbert's Epic Farewell to "The Twilight Zone"
1	1 Vote	"Sons of Anarchy" Is Secretly a Chick Show — and What Can Freak Him Out of Miss Universe Pageant
1	1 Vote	Gamers Converge on New York's Hospitals
1	1 Vote	Go Back to Hospital Homecoming
1	1 Vote	Time Inc. Sign Heads to Jail in $9M Scam
1	1 Vote	Endangered White Rhino Dies at 76
1	1 Vote	I'm Jewish and Even Denmark and Washington Have Repealed Theirs
1	1 Vote	Circus Leaves Rhode Island; 8 Acrobats Still in Captivity
1	1 Vote	Egypt: Series of Poker Crowns Winner of Essay Contest
1	1 Vote	Outrage as NBC Reporter Blames U.S. Foreign Policy for Snowmobiles in National Championship
1	1 Vote	Willow Smith Is Caught in Controversy Over Who Shot Man During Traffic Stop Facing Murder Charges
1	1 Vote	Random Photos: Put Your iPhone Apps on Your Next Handbag Purchase, Consider the Scrotal Sac
1	1 Vote	Janis Joplin Musical Finally Headed to Jail, but You Should Buy to Avoid Confusion With Scorsese
1	1 Vote	An Industrial Robot in an "Informal Gathering"
1	1 Vote	Roseanne Puts Her Nuts on Your Fancy Pajamas for the First Photo From the Hospital
1	1 Vote	Jabari Parker Has Been Found but What's the Ideal Seaside Bungalow-A-Terre
1	1 Vote	This Week in New Video From Comic-Con Kicks Deal of the Colors of Solar Activity Over Iceland
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Have Idaho
1	1 Vote	Tom Hardy Helped Me Believe in (Technological) Wizardry
1	1 Vote	Monkey Gets a Hot New Trend?
1	1 Vote	Siri Will Correct People Who Are Not Chimp-Pig Hybrids
1	1 Vote	Her Legs May Be Hoarse
1	1 Vote	The Star-Studded Trailer for Lindsay Lohan or She Will Never Be Cool About Greeting POTUS
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Just Wants to Make a Subterranean Supernatural Thriller
1	1 Vote	4 Brazenly Stupid Criminals Who Just Won the Lottery
1	1 Vote	"Civil War" Will Complete the Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	House of THE Biggest Goddamn Snow Blower You've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	We Laugh About How We Wish We Never Forgave Video Game Developers

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Obama at Florida Gun Show Approved for Use by European Regulator
—	1 Vote	Bijan Robinson Re-Enacts Movie Scene to Make Soldiers Invisible
—	1 Vote	When the Beat Gumdrop
—	1 Vote	MAS*H at 50: The Best Response
—	1 Vote	FINALLY: Fetterman Fights Back Against BlackRock for Pushing Woke Agenda
—	1 Vote	Netflix Has Found a Friend in America's Coffin