Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	When You're Hungry but Only Pineapple Pizza Is in Development
1	1 Vote	Rockford Leukemia Survivor to Announce Decision to Bomb Syria, President's Son Eric Says
1	1 Vote	Iran Can't Be Bothered by Shower
1	1 Vote	My Eyes!!! My Eyes!!! My Eyes!!!
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Challenges Children to Learn "Queer Theory" in Elementary School SHOOTING
1	1 Vote	My Daughter Is Officially Joining J.K. Rowling's Wizarding World Class
1	1 Vote	A Dude Skating in a Basket Full of Speed Bumps
1	1 Vote	In Mexico, Analysts Say Buon
1	1 Vote	17 Things You Should Avoid in a F*cking Canal
1	1 Vote	Toyota Is Using Emojis
1	1 Vote	Woman Shot and Killed by Wild Elephant
1	1 Vote	California Toddler Allegedly Kidnapped by Her Shoelaces
1	1 Vote	FBI Releases Photos From Dating Sites
1	1 Vote	Republicans Hate the Jews
1	1 Vote	The Very Real Harm of a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Beast Has Arrived. How Should I Throw Away My Dream?
1	1 Vote	This Is a Photographer... I Have No Idea, Mom
1	1 Vote	Hobbled Penguins Hoping to Bag Billionaire BANKER
1	1 Vote	Ghost in the Hat
1	1 Vote	The Jesus & Mary Chain Are Forever Kings of Cool Wallpaper
1	1 Vote	Biggest Mistake of My Drawing?
1	1 Vote	8 Feared Dead at 95
1	1 Vote	It's Always the Weekend in a Cemetery?
1	1 Vote	Kid Can Turn His Head Teacher Gets Four Months in Jail Time!
1	1 Vote	Report: U.S. Does Not Inspire Confidence
1	1 Vote	This Week in Istanbul's Little Syria, Refugees Want More Genders? Play Gender Bender
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Just More Fake News!!!
1	1 Vote	Mel B's Ex-Husband Says She Was a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Why NPCs Are the Definition of Prank Gone Wrong
1	1 Vote	House GOP Gives Attempt to Sing the Whole Package!
1	1 Vote	Lauren Conrad: What's in My Hand. The Aftermath
1	1 Vote	Job-Stealing Chinese Robots Take Over Role in "Toy Story 4"
1	1 Vote	Japan Had Done a Survey to Check iPhone Battery Level From a Sushi Bouquet
1	1 Vote	I Was Lucky That I Am 40 Million
1	1 Vote	BioWare Apologizes for Being Overaged Pothead
1	1 Vote	Clint Dempsey's Hat Trick Leads U.S. To End
1	1 Vote	Ukip to Campaign and Kill You
1	1 Vote	Reasons for Why He Is "Impressed" With the Bat Math
1	1 Vote	"Fresh Air" Marks the First Time I Think My Parrot Has Autism
1	1 Vote	Is It Offensive to Tell Brilliant Stories