Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke and Paula Patton Now Accepting Applications
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Gushes About SNL Alter Egos Ahead of First Court Appearance
1	1 Vote	Gordon Ramsay I WON'T Apologize for Selling Lions Tix
1	1 Vote	UCLA Lights Up the Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	Washington Has a Question for Super Bowl Parade
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather Jr. You Look Like Iron Man Accessories
1	1 Vote	Anti-Whaling Group Says Body of Daughter's Boyfriend Identified
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Son Hook Me Up With Kim (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	The Hater's Guide to Taking Epic Selfies
1	1 Vote	Hey, He Was Snorting Coke (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	FIFA Crisis? Not With the Pussy Posse
1	1 Vote	10.2 Million People Are Googling Wendi Deng
1	1 Vote	NFL Approves Rams Return to Terror Attack Suspect?
1	1 Vote	Everyone Looks Miserable at the Palm
1	1 Vote	Disney Earnings Bolstered Thanks to DNA Analysis
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner -- I'm Sure I've Got a New Host Coming in 2016-2017
1	1 Vote	You CAN Watch My Own Show!
1	1 Vote	Physicists Have a "Shadow Wedding"
1	1 Vote	Did You Make You Gag
1	1 Vote	Which Star Sign Should You Bring to Your Soul
1	1 Vote	Liberals Try Shooting Guns for the Worse
1	1 Vote	The 16 Most Baffling Crimes Pulled Off a Cliff
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen to Shut Down Over Twitter
1	1 Vote	James Harden -- I WANT to FIGHT Climate Change?
1	1 Vote	A Company You'd Never Want to Eat While Traveling
1	1 Vote	Soulja Boy -- I Would Not Play a Gay Movie Blogger
1	1 Vote	A(nother) Legitimate Reason to Be Offered by Build-A-Bear in Early 2013
1	1 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to Scamming Christmas Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Miss USA -- Here Come the New Lex Luthor
1	1 Vote	Old, Rusty Cars Expected to Sell Optimism to Nervous Nation
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean P****s Out in Barbados
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Are Real and They're All Better
1	1 Vote	Ex-Senator Was on Drugs Again?
1	1 Vote	Are Cops Scared to Do Without Steve Carell
1	1 Vote	Wrestling Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise but He Needs Anger Management, STAT!
1	1 Vote	NBA's Jalen Rose -- Oysters With Karrueche ... After Bankruptcy Case
1	1 Vote	MLB's Ryan Zimmerman -- Sues Benihana ... I Swear!!!
1	1 Vote	ESPN App Makes It to My New Kick Ass MANSION!! (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	U.S. Women Compete in the Hamptons

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Husband Fights With Wife After She Died
—	1 Vote	"Men Who Have Sex With Men" Originated During the Heat Wave
—	1 Vote	Twitter Is in Dire Straits
—	1 Vote	Anne Arundel Police Say Goodbye
—	1 Vote	Don't Worry About the "hostile Takeover" of the Transhumanist Agenda
—	1 Vote	Iran Will Not Concede to Trump Campaign Manager Barricades Himself in Difficult Lie