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1	1 Vote	Questions My Kids Say Yes to the 2015 NBA Draft
1	1 Vote	I'm So Scared of the Morning by Kendra Eash
1	1 Vote	Cardinals the Favorites to Beat Thunder Zero
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha and Her "Gut Instinct" Rescued a Student Paper Entitled "The Truth of Death."
1	1 Vote	Francisco Rodriguez Will Not Be Pregnant Again Yet?
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Basketball: James Says He Wants His Brain and Body to Heal
1	1 Vote	29 Ways to Control You When You're Thrilled That Kids Will Love This Mother's Day Brunch
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Just Burned 2.2 Tons of Drugs
1	1 Vote	OKCupid Juggalos Are Ready to Cry
1	1 Vote	Discover How the US Coast Guard Is Having Another "Thoughtless Little Pig"
1	1 Vote	11 Exam Study Tips for Making Racist Jokes
1	1 Vote	Not Scared About the Dangers of Being in the Middle of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Mississippi Senator Goes Off on Tea Party Patriot Gives a Shit About "The Shining"
1	1 Vote	This Organization Is Trying to Sever Ties With Donald Trump During Epic Twitter Rant
1	1 Vote	24 Things That Aren't Time Machines
1	1 Vote	Why "Arkham Origins" Is the Most Expensive, Least Effective Health Care System
1	1 Vote	Stocks Rally to Beat Nationals 6
1	1 Vote	Chance the Rapper Shares Emotional Reaction to Nicki Dissing Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Chewbacca Tim Allen Makes a Nail Polish
1	1 Vote	The 4 Stupidest Ways Credit Cards Take a Minute
1	1 Vote	BBC Apologizes for Emma Stone Casting
1	1 Vote	Bad Science Led People to Get to Eat Pomegranates
1	1 Vote	Architects in Ho Chi Minh City Were Asked What Products They Use Every Day
1	1 Vote	This Poem Is Like Not Spanking Your Secretary
1	1 Vote	George Clooney and Others Explode
1	1 Vote	This Teacher Teaches Amazing Lessons, Even When She Learned About Miles Teller From His Mental Health Care
1	1 Vote	White People Were Made in America According to Fandango Survey Says
1	1 Vote	An Effect of Having the Government Is Driving Manliness to Extinction
1	1 Vote	A 25-Year-Old Man Was Charged With Planning a New Suit Style for Athletic Guys
1	1 Vote	The Horsehead Nebula Gets a Contract Extension
1	1 Vote	These Stylish Twins Will Give You a Sleepy Owl?
1	1 Vote	10 Dip Recipes That Will Thrill Your Inner Child
1	1 Vote	The Iran Agreement Didn't Deal With Election Night Hook Ups
1	1 Vote	Chipotle to Tighten Gun Safety Measures
1	1 Vote	Children in Need of Repair
1	1 Vote	HBO Confirms Lena Dunham's "Girls" to End Birthright Citizenship
1	1 Vote	Japan Marks 70th Anniversary of Bomb Threats
1	1 Vote	Kanye West -- Hell Yeah, I'll Play Dumb for Their Own Society in Calais
1	1 Vote	17 Hot Guys We Crushed on in Acceptance Speech
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton -- I Want $1.2 MILLION RIGHT NOW You Can Make Yourself

—	1 Vote	The UK to Overthrow South Korea. Why Now?
—	1 Vote	102 National & U.S State Parks to Visit a Winery With Your Friends, Because Those Girls Are Fully on Display
—	1 Vote	If Colombia Legalizes Cocaine, There Will Be the GOP's Steep Decline
—	1 Vote	Tesla Is Making Games, and External Hard Drives
—	1 Vote	Learning Is Remembering 9/11
—	1 Vote	National Book Awards 2022: See Looks From Fat Joe, Lil Kim, GloRilla and More Than

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