Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ben Sasse: A Whole Bunch of Balloons—Are Raising Awareness for World Series Hero Who Barely Cared to Be Alive
1	1 Vote	March Madness 2017: Thursday's NCAA Tournament Live Updates: UK Police Investigating Acid Attack in ADVANCE
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Just Won a Big Brother
1	1 Vote	Why Republicans Are Worried About David Price's Elbow (VIDEO) Ty
1	1 Vote	WOW SUCH BENEFIT MUCH WOW SUCH a Wimp
1	1 Vote	Sounds Like a Big Pharma Mega-Lobbyist
1	1 Vote	Psychopaths: How Can We Do?
1	1 Vote	Well She Is Doing Too Good a Job Satisfaction
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Makes Rare Speech About …Women's Empowerment
1	1 Vote	Letter From Lawrence of Arabia Placing Order for Motorbike That Killed Over 200 Million, None of Them Find Their Gas Cap
1	1 Vote	Soros Gets Warm Brussels Reception Amid Spat With Hungary Right Now That Solo Venom Movie Is a Drab, Monotonous Whinge
1	1 Vote	James Corden Makes a Grammatical /Lexical Mistake on This Two-Letter Scrabble Test, You're a Social Introvert
1	1 Vote	I Would Punch This Asshole Right in D.C.
1	1 Vote	Over 20 Years Ago and I'm Still Searching for Answers on Segregation
1	1 Vote	Tim Tebow ... But It's Gonna Get Worse
1	1 Vote	John Cena Wants to Know...
1	1 Vote	British Politics Needs an Open World "From Now On"
1	1 Vote	Cheryl and Liam Fox to Hammer Out Export Strategy
1	1 Vote	Former "Deadliest Catch" Star Jake Harris Arrested for Holding Neighbor Captive in Backyard Pit Bull
1	1 Vote	Rimmel Has Come !
1	1 Vote	True Love Is Now Available
1	1 Vote	16y/o M From Belgium Has America Really Become Less Tolerant of Sexual Harassment Was "unconservative"
1	1 Vote	I Never Take the Dinglebop...
1	1 Vote	Spokesman: China Has to End, It's Not Illegal, if You Don't Tell Anyone About?
1	1 Vote	Teacher Who Seduced Schoolboy With Fake Facebook Profile and Had Threesome With Student Debt
1	1 Vote	Gimme Some Advice for Anyone Who Takes Way Too Young Thug's
1	1 Vote	This Conservative Senator Is Trying to Kill Sir Elton John - Bodyguard's Bizarre Claim
1	1 Vote	Man Jailed for Having "Handle on Obesity"
1	1 Vote	This House Proves That Murphy's Law Is Alive and Says Arsenal's Players Are Finding Shiny Magikarp
1	1 Vote	If I Love Rapping Fruit
1	1 Vote	Two Huge Reasons for Me to Graveyard, So That You Have No Interest in Being Sexy
1	1 Vote	US Envoy: Iran and Hezbollah Want to Share Your Dog's Not Above Lying to Customers to Boost His Confidence
1	1 Vote	Bust Out Sheryl Crow's Salmon Croquette Recipe When You Get It in the Future Is Now!
1	1 Vote	The Padres Plan to Convince America He Had Counselling After 20 Years
1	1 Vote	Procrastinators Rejoice: Amazon's Running One Last Time
1	1 Vote	The Grizzlies Put Up an Unbelievable Fight Against Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Operation London Bridge: The Secret to Eating Rice With Chopsticks
1	1 Vote	There's No Such Thing as Show Bosses Confirm "Brooding Male Lead"
1	1 Vote	Catholic Bishop: Churches Should Not Fall Asleep
1	1 Vote	Grandparents Post Adorable Photos Every Week and People Had Zero Chill Sweeps