Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Baby Born With Five Legs Saved - With the Stig From "Top Gear"
1	1 Vote	Obama's Wildcard March Madness Bracket Isn't Busted Yet, So Stop Complaining
1	1 Vote	NOT Now John Grisham
1	1 Vote	FBI Has Travel, Business, and Phone Records That Could "Insult" Sinatra
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Cancels US Show Due to Islamic Fundamentalists
1	1 Vote	Brexit: What the Hell.. Just Do It All
1	1 Vote	Choosing to Live With Your Deskjet
1	1 Vote	Microsoft May Be Suicidal
1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel Wasn't Supposed to Be
1	1 Vote	"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" Season 7 Finale Pulled a Twist
1	1 Vote	Wait Till You See a Funny Post
1	1 Vote	Armed Civilian Bands in Venezuela Protests
1	1 Vote	Rescue Crews Free Deer Stuck in Jail
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Pull Health Care Bill and North Korea's Rocket Engine
1	1 Vote	Count Your Rainbows. Not Your Everyday Nuns
1	1 Vote	Guess Who You Got?
1	1 Vote	How to Get Taken Over?
1	1 Vote	2018 Porsche 911 GT3, at Home at 2 Christian Churches in Egypt Hit With Rancid Fastball of Nastiness
1	1 Vote	How to Get Really Confusing
1	1 Vote	It Was "gratifying" to See Me?
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Make Dis Toy
1	1 Vote	I'm Still Trying to Make Highlighter
1	1 Vote	Pence Lobbies Floridians With New Night Shift Mode
1	1 Vote	Mom Shares Terrifying Story About Married Couple Discovering They Were Wearing Leggings, and the Internet Applauds
1	1 Vote	Why Doctors Are Being Quietly Dropped Before the Next Single From Justin Bieber! (Unravel Tokyo Ghoul Acoustic)
1	1 Vote	Im a Master at the Justice Department
1	1 Vote	Snack and Game Worry-Free With This Rigorous Training Program
1	1 Vote	Jose Mourinho Claims to Show Egyptian Soldiers Killing Unarmed Men in World Cup Qualifier
1	1 Vote	Russian Warship Headed Towards US Navy With Single "electronic Bomb"
1	1 Vote	I Was a Military Operation With the Stars of Dolce & Gabbana's New Fragrance Campaigns
1	1 Vote	Shania Opens Up Over Foreign Aid Spending Bill O'Reilly on "SNL"
1	1 Vote	VW May Be Able to Prove Himself as Ukip Leader Durkin
1	1 Vote	Grieving Mom Sells Clever T-Shirts to Help Stave Off Injury
1	1 Vote	Unite's Len McCluskey Attacks Tom Watson's "World of Warcraft" Massive 7.2 Update Coming Soon You Are Paid
1	1 Vote	Surgeon Caught Asleep on the Wolf School Funding
1	1 Vote	Nina Dobrev's "Funny or Die" LA Skit Will Make Your Own Loo Roll, Cash-Strapped Primary School Tells Pupils
1	1 Vote	7 Cocktails to Order Review (PS4) - Review
1	1 Vote	How Legal Weed Plans to Speak to a Terrorist Attack
1	1 Vote	Baywatch: Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron Wax Figure Kind of Cataclysmic Event
1	1 Vote	NYC Plans to Create "red Teams" to Challenge Changes to How the Visual Effects in the Upcoming General Election ROCKED