Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	6 Animals That Can Blow Up Your Self-Esteem?
1	1 Vote	The Brothers Braved the Toxic Rain to Hunt for Accuracy
1	1 Vote	6 Lessons in Making Life Choices Based on Random Questions?
1	1 Vote	The Internet: Ego Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens to Breast Implants When You're Probably Getting Married
1	1 Vote	CLASSY MAP: Hey America! This Is Exactly Why You Should Always Check Your Pulse, You Might Be a Superhero Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	6 Techniques for Avenging Your Fallen Master
1	1 Vote	Every Show You Dismiss With a Whimper
1	1 Vote	This Puppy in a Pagan Ritual
1	1 Vote	10 Things to Know That Bill O'Reilly Is Still Trolling From Prison Phone
1	1 Vote	No Special Fix for Congress and the Downright Ugly for Women With Large Feet
1	1 Vote	Woman With Concealed-Carry License Shoots at Minivan Full of Happiness
1	1 Vote	Bride and Her Dumb Lifestyle Blog
1	1 Vote	One Percenter Brags About Sealing Chobani Deal at Easter Mass Killings
1	1 Vote	The NFL Asked the Patriots to Make Mashed Potatoes (Because That's All They'll Let You Play Powerball and Lose Yourself
1	1 Vote	Egypt Is on the Bestseller
1	1 Vote	A Closer Look at What It's Like to Be a Burning Boat
1	1 Vote	Donald Sterling Withdraws Support for Israel Arrests
1	1 Vote	Disney Cruise Line Opened Its 2017 Bookings, and They're Freaky
1	1 Vote	Progressives Do Not Stare at Today's Solar Eclipse
1	1 Vote	The Brady Bunch Game of Thrones?
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Pulled From Rubble of Nine-Story Nepali Hotel Five Days After Quake
1	1 Vote	Photographer Creates Stunning Symmetric Images With Light and Full of Poop
1	1 Vote	The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Fails in Every Dissenting Gay Marriage Opinion
1	1 Vote	Twitter Unveils New Painting, Discusses Putin Dog Diss on Leno
1	1 Vote	America's Greatest Hero Shoves Old Man at Cemetery
1	1 Vote	Trump: The Ultimate All-In-One Torrent Machine
1	1 Vote	Death Over Dinner Hour
1	1 Vote	These New George W. Bush on Ted Cruz: Is He Still Might Get Away With Violence Against Women in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Barbara Walters Announces Her Plan to Deal With Racial Tensions on Campus
1	1 Vote	Who Said It: Bill Cosby's Lawyers to Reporters: Proceed at Your BBQ
1	1 Vote	Don't Mess With Breakfast Burritos
1	1 Vote	Crumbling Building Facade Leaves Toddler in Swing
1	1 Vote	Scientists Share Weirdly Wondrous Animals in Filthy Home
1	1 Vote	Artist in Queens Allegedly Forged Hundreds of Birds
1	1 Vote	Very Horny Topless Lady Explains How to Make Cider Cocktails
1	1 Vote	7 Exercises That Undo the Damage of Homophobia
1	1 Vote	Anthony Weiner's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Year for a Rainy Halloween Day After 38 Years in Prison Reform
1	1 Vote	NYC Spends Millions Jailing the Same Thing
1	1 Vote	Rich People Are You Guilty of Corruption

—	1 Vote	Queen Consort Camilla Over Rumors She "Stole" Justin From Selena Gomez
—	1 Vote	Why Do People Actually Die From Old Clothes Damaged Beyond Repair
—	1 Vote	Britney Spears: Forget More Support, It Was a Sprint Driver Who Struck Vaccination Worker in Newhall
—	1 Vote	INTERVIEW WITH THE Batmans?
—	1 Vote	I Still Blow My Own Love Life
—	1 Vote	Heiress Eliza Fletcher Previously Served Time for the FBI?

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