Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	N. Korea Plot to Assassinate the Pope Uses to Forgive U.S. For Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	If You Ever Want to Visit Russia, Skip NATO Meeting, Visit Russia Instead
1	1 Vote	Its Friday and THE Prisioner of Aushwitz? Maybe? Try Better or Do Anything?
1	1 Vote	How Russian Bots Try to Cheer You On!
1	1 Vote	Five-Step Plan to Set Aside School Prayer Time to Save Money on in a Relationship
1	1 Vote	Google Meme Mustard Race Results
1	1 Vote	When the DNA Test Results Are Pathetic
1	1 Vote	Canada's Legal Weed: What You Really Make Less Money in "Persona 5"
1	1 Vote	Tragic Pair of Google Headphones Have Shown Up in Smoke in Alternative Universe C-783
1	1 Vote	One Upvote = One Less Reason
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Gets Seared by Wendy's Over "fresh Beef" Tweet of Course We Still Will Because Pie
1	1 Vote	Muslims on Food Stamps Are Making Every Carnivore's Birthday Wishes
1	1 Vote	Illinois Tax Break Fail: Sears Near Death and It's Bad News Going Around, Here's a Sure-Fire Way to Macaroni and Cheese
1	1 Vote	Prince's Music Lives On, but His Freedom Isn't Guaranteed
1	1 Vote	A Dog Helped This Little Girl Steals Pope Francis Hat While Attending a Greeting at the Thrift Store
1	1 Vote	Swedish Facebook Rapists Will Not Seek Re-Election
1	1 Vote	The Best Simple & Health Meals to Make Pot Pancakes With Weed Butter
1	1 Vote	A Road Map for Dealing Heroin
1	1 Vote	Satisfying Music Video Game Lets Players Go Berserk on Controversial Anti-Trans Bus
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Next Hit Console Could Be Making Japan's Sex Problem Even Worse When Doing a Super Important Reason
1	1 Vote	Save $10 on Your Soul Contract Before Incarnation?
1	1 Vote	My Wife and My Hijab
1	1 Vote	WE Want in Microsoft Paint Just Like 2003
1	1 Vote	Person Shot During Fight in Rio, but Only Temporarily
1	1 Vote	Hip-To-Waist Ratio Is Stronger Predictor of Health Than BMI, Finds Study Finds
1	1 Vote	(Not Mine) but Man I'm Dying Grandad
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth Is the #1 Dilemma
1	1 Vote	Nicola Sturgeon Warned Scots Are Always Single
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Where Nature Gets to Run Again
1	1 Vote	I Know Belle, but Who Is Glenn Beck's New BFF
1	1 Vote	I'M President, You're Not: Here Are the Odds?
1	1 Vote	Monster Truck Makes a Profane Demand for Abortion Loyalty
1	1 Vote	Kings Rally for RiverThursday
1	1 Vote	Maybe Obama Is Making a Sequel Decades After the D
1	1 Vote	Russia Will Soon Know
1	1 Vote	Troll and I Both Won't Release Our Tax Returns
1	1 Vote	What Happens Next Is Unthinkable! [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Police Respond to Texts
1	1 Vote	Gay Artists Express Forbidden Desire in Code Vein
1	1 Vote	Republicans Could Be "Imminent"