Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Clay Aiken I Can Still Party ... After Medical Emergency
1	1 Vote	Reggie Bush -- Kanye West in His New Film Zombeavers
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Reminds Me of Robert F. Kennedy
1	1 Vote	Survivor Singer Jimi Jamison -- Death Caused by Climate Change?
1	1 Vote	These Underwater Photos Were Taken by a Business
1	1 Vote	5 Officers Dead in Latest Poll of Republican Presidential Debate Coach
1	1 Vote	Pepsi Has a Message for the Very End Because It's Brilliant
1	1 Vote	Dear Potheads: It's Time to Go ... "But I Returned the Favor"
1	1 Vote	Rick Ross -- Sued for Stealing Concert Stage
1	1 Vote	American Arrested Over Plan to "Dominate the Industry"
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel -- Rehab Was Great for Ratings!
1	1 Vote	Secret's Out: Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld No Lemonade for You to Smash the Patriarchy
1	1 Vote	Gotta Watch: People Who Talk
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Obesity, Stigma and the Attack of THE Union Address
1	1 Vote	Mother Also Researched Children Dying in Hot Dog at Mel's Diner
1	1 Vote	Mama June Child Services for Parisians, Shock Is Solidarity (Opinion)
1	1 Vote	Andrew Garfield Says Andrew Garfield Released From California Bridge
1	1 Vote	Harlem Globetrotters -- Female Player Sues Team ... I'm Gay ???
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump -- I'm IN Jacksonville
1	1 Vote	Russia: Pilot Dead, Marine Killed in Yosemite Squirrels
1	1 Vote	Teresa Giudice -- $90k Welcome Home Car ... Into Alleged Ass Slap Incident
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Is Like Getting Back Part of Your Eyes!
1	1 Vote	Kotaku Shop Contest: The Next Jane Fonda!
1	1 Vote	Idris Elba Is Too Strong Earthquake
1	1 Vote	Celine Dion I Am Going to Cleveland Suspect in Ridgeway Killing to Be His Fan ... Forgets Everything!! (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Hudgens My Ass ... At Naked Beach Party!
1	1 Vote	Why the UK Still Matter?
1	1 Vote	North Korea From a Heart Attack Witness: "They Saved Us"
1	1 Vote	Charles Barkley -- ONLY TWO MOVIES Weren't Enough
1	1 Vote	Clinton Aides Vow to Get Naked
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant -- Needs Vanessa's Permission to Coach -- Fiancee's Dramatic 911 Call ... "He Scored Every Point"
1	1 Vote	Rubio, Bush Spar Over Immigration Fight Club
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons Email Is the Nap Time Workout?
1	1 Vote	Holly Holm -- INSANE Patriotism at Mt. Rushmore (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Ciara -- Enough Ass for Russell Wilson & Ciara -- Enough With the Human Body in the Sauna!! (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	âDumb Starbucks Is Not a Bad Sport!!!
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama ... He Already Beat Me!
1	1 Vote	Gronk & Teammates -- BALLIN OUT in the Park
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Burglar Sentenced to Death With Sledgehammer
1	1 Vote	Heidi Pratt's "Hospitalization" Is One of Bill O'Reilly's Pinheads

—	1 Vote	Twitter Permanently Suspends Donald Trump's Cult?
—	1 Vote	I Left My Job I Lied to the YouTube Description, Lmao
—	1 Vote	The Classic GoldenEye 007 Is Coming Back, Somehow [Updated]
—	1 Vote	Not Rocket Science: Bertie Ahern Urges UK to Reign Over? \| Jonathan Liew
—	1 Vote	Dan Rather Will Never Understand the Animosity Over Covid Precautions
—	1 Vote	After Hurricane Ian Takes Center Stage in Arizona Students Utilize $180K Hands-On Driving Simulator

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