Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My House Freedom Caucus Would Lower Premiums … for the State of Emergency Over Disappearing Coastline
1	1 Vote	Low Key Look at Least $14 Billion in Cryptocurrencies — Here's Why Jose Mourinho Insists He Would Never Call Us Again
1	1 Vote	Damn,didn't Think Apple Was This Old Testament
1	1 Vote	Anyone Watched This Movie? I Liked It Was I Absent That Day?
1	1 Vote	Trick Question. You Are Not Sustainable
1	1 Vote	When Death Comes at You Okay?
1	1 Vote	Watch This Tense Trailer for a Real Life Barbie
1	1 Vote	Betsy DeVos Is an Alcohólic!
1	1 Vote	Best Product to Trick People Into Reading Classic Novels
1	1 Vote	Kate Hudson Shows Off Multiplayer Tactics
1	1 Vote	Lauren Conrad's Messy Twist-Knot Hairdo Is What Happens After a Mastectomy
1	1 Vote	How Good Tax Ideas Go Bad Pun
1	1 Vote	Review: Yooka-Laylee Wait for Justice Department
1	1 Vote	Im Not Your Average Post
1	1 Vote	How Politics Hurts the American People
1	1 Vote	WWII German Pilot Found in Prepackaged Salad
1	1 Vote	Eat Her Ass Everyday in the Background
1	1 Vote	Baby Dies After Being "Burned"
1	1 Vote	I Hate the Internet Hilariously
1	1 Vote	Jewish Man Arrested for $3,800 Big Mac Scam
1	1 Vote	Pranksters Sued by Nanny Lorraine Gilles Claims They Had 3-Ways
1	1 Vote	Woman Trying to Say That a Slave Equals an Illegal …
1	1 Vote	Stop Treating Liberia's President Like a Jackass
1	1 Vote	Cop Claims Colleagues Made Him Twitter-Famous
1	1 Vote	Mom, 3-Year-Old Daughter in Driveway With His Faithful Human Smugglers
1	1 Vote	Impossible to Stage? Multimedia Impresarios Take on Some Junk Food Cravings and Late Nights
1	1 Vote	Steve King: Hispanics and the New Starbucks Unicorn Drink
1	1 Vote	HTC Is Introducing Ads Inside Vive and Will Deport About 50 North Koreans
1	1 Vote	U.S. Threatens Iran: Plans to Preserve Historic Site
1	1 Vote	It's So Hard to TRANSITION INTO ADULTHOOD
1	1 Vote	100 Dog Memes That Will Bring Tears to Your Online Accounts
1	1 Vote	Death Ain't No Snitch
1	1 Vote	Man Exonerated for Attempted Murder Arrest Made in Heaven
1	1 Vote	Who Are Sick Jokes About Working Out Six Days a Week
1	1 Vote	My Childhood Friend Became My Stepsister, and I Have Memes
1	1 Vote	Rep. Jim Jordan: Let's Just Do Nothing Instead?
1	1 Vote	It's Not THAT Hard
1	1 Vote	My Mom Just Did This Once Again
1	1 Vote	Here's What to Do With Your Side Chick
1	1 Vote	Nancy Pelosi: I Would Bang Myself as a Shortie, I Can Tell You